Halloween Trap Kill Kill

A fun romp with two of your favorite locked up jailbait Sara Malakul Lane & Kelly McCart. Is this like earth shattering cinema? No, but it's fun for what it is. A tortured and disfigured war veteran leads a band into his private lair filled with tests, trials, and traps to teach them the means of sacrifice. Requisite gore, breasts, and camp follow.

Terrible movie and not one I would recommend. Decent kills but no real story line or premise avoid this one

This is definitely not for everyone. You have to find an appreciation in bad movies to enjoy this. Personally, the mindset I take as I go into these kinds of movies is something like this:

"For the next hour and a half, I get to shut off my brain, forget everything and COMPLETELY suspend disbelief."

Then it's a jolly good time!

First things first: even through a dark and gritty warehouse, Sara Malakul Lane is simply a ray of sunshine. She's such a rare beauty; the kind where she has her own cachet and no one looks like her.

There are some nice ideas of intensely cruel acts (such as a full eye-gouging and removal scene) but it's not executed very well. But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its high moments and that the faint of heart won't squirmish profusely through this flick.

I actually like the industrial/punk music which plays throughout the movie even though it doesn't really fit, but the songs sound good.

The movie gets an extra 2 stars from me due to the fact that Dave Mustaine (singer of Megadeth) voices the psycho and you can hear him for 3/4 of the movie. His voice will carry you for the incoherent times.

Overall, a fun horror flick! If you like slasher horror, you've absolutely seen everything there is to see in this movie but it was better executed. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Saw meets Sinful Dwarf meets Halloween. BUT... Sara Malakul Lane!

I started this for some background noise while doing housework. It was so bad I stoped and changed movies 2/3 through. Bad acting. Retread idea. God Awful costumes. The writers know nothing about chemistry or weapons. The next Saw movie should use this as one of their tortures. I'm pretty sure someone would blind themselves rather than be forced to watch this all the way through.

....you've seen this. 100% no fun, nonsensical plot, zero characters, no sense of humor, (even Rob Zombie can crack a joke or two in his bad movies), and there just aren't any interesting visuals. Also, preachy much? The girls were cute, which is why I gave this 3 instead of 1 stars.