Water

So why was this movie ever made? Perhaps to launch someone's career, to make a name for the director, a personal bucket list wish, we will never know, as clearly it's none of the above.

Water is so bad, like nothing I've seen in quite a while now, close to a 1 but I'm going to give it a two, simply because some of the actors gave it a fair shot. Talking about the script, now green lighting that must have been done by a young child that can't read yet, and it should have remained nothing more than a doodle on a piece of paper.

Just, don't watch it, don't look at it, it has absolutely nothing to offer you. One of the worst productions of its kind. Shame, shame, shame.

Cheers!

Just wanted to leave a review to say can we please have a 2 hour film of Big Brody recreating famous scenes from Arnold Schwarzenegger films? That impersonation was on point.

Oh yeah and this film is an absolute load of rubbish. Still not the worse film I've ever seen so it has that going for it

The first hour of this was pretty decent. The last 30 minutes just fell apart. It's as if they ran out of money and just needed to throw something together. Characters starting showing up with no rhyme or reason, along with alternate plot lines......it was quite confusing. I have no idea what was going on, and what's worse......I didn't care!

If anyone ever wanted a definition of "wooden" acting, this is it! What a truly awful film

From the first scene, I thought it was a bad porno movie. The acting was that bad. I can't even begin to list the "goofs". How it ever got to the big screen is amazing.