Moist Meter

Just the sight of Charlie will automatically make wetness spray all over the place. Just the sound of the Moist Meter makes all panties within 11.36 miles sodden beyond repair. I would also like to make it clear that he always gets the moist content on the nail. 69/10

To much Jesus cosplaying as of late, but otherwise very good

The moistness of the moist meter is not to be overstated. The quenching moistness that emnates from Charlie, The Mogul of Moist, Keanu the second, the premature ejaculation of Christ is almost as hallucinant as his height.

The moist meter stands just behind his musical contributions with famous auteur and rap(p)er Riley Reid as his magnum opus. Leaving a legacy has laid the foundations for both his acting career as the protagonist of the John Wick franchise, and his role as a stunt double for Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.

We first start off meeting our main hero, Charlie (MostCr1tikal) the forgotten cousin of Jesus. He has got to be the sexiest man alive, at the optimal perfect height of 5'6". One day Charlie had to go to the grocery store (Walmart) to get some food for his massive Chad party the next day. But he ended up running into the famous Walmart Karen, his archnemisis. This story is a very exciting one, from Charlie's hip shakes, to Karen condemning him to hell while dancing in Walmart. I'll stop giving you the good parts so you can see it for yourself in the theaters on 4/20/69. This is the greatest movie of all time.

Previous 'Hunger Games' actor Charlie White, delivers once again with his entertaining yet thought provoking series 'Moist Meter'. 10/10 would watch again.