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It's the same old story... Girl rescues dog from test lab, girl wants to keep cute and heroic dog as her pet, dog turns out to be a genetically altered killing machine that wants to destroy girl's fiancée by peeing acid on his face. Hm, on second thought, it's not that common at all! In fact, with its absurdly ingenious plot, tongue-in-cheek humor and excessive gore, "Man's Best Friend" is one of the best horror movies of the overall disappointing 90s decade.

It's been approximately 25 years since I watched "Man's Best Friend" for the first and last time. I loved it instantly, but due to my youthful age at the time, I only had eyes for the virulent dog-attacks and thus never really realized that writer/director John Lafia delivered a pitch-black comedy. Lance Henriksen is exquisite as the mad scientist who turned an ordinary cuddly Tibetan Mastiff into the undefeatable and super-intelligent Max-3000. When TV anchor Ally Sheedy sets him free, she doesn't realize she activated a drooling time bomb.

Name any cliché involving dogs in the movies; - "Man's Best Friend" features it! Max runs after paperboys on bikes, chases kittens up trees, bites sadist dog abusers in the crotch, fools around with dog catchers and fanatically grabs arrogant mailmen by the throat. The difference with Max is that everything is just a tad bit ...bloodier! For the skeptical viewers who then still don't believe "Man's Best Friend" is a parody, just look at the sequence where our furry anti-hero Max spots a cute blond Lassie, and a cover of Paul Anka's "Puppy Love" spontaneously begins to play. Delicious!

TV news reporter Lori Tanner (Ally Sheedy) investigates a tip from an employee at research lab EMAX who claims the lab is involved in unethical and inhumane animal testing. Lori with camera operator Annie (Tula M. Marcus) video tape the mutilated animals and come across a Tibetan Mastiff named Max with whom Lori becomes attached to and the two take him with him in the confusion after they're discovered by a security guard. When Max saves Lori from a mugger in the parking lot of a grocery store she decides to keep the dog much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Perry (Fredric Lehne) against whom Max voices his contempt. Meanwhile Dr. Jarret (Lance Henriksen) head researcher at EMAX and Max's original owner enlists the help of the police in finding the dog as Max is a genetically engineered and mentally unstable super hybrid of enhance strength, speed, and aggression whose inhibitor drugs are wearing off and will send Max on a rampage.

Following John Lafia's success co-writing Child's Play and directing Child's Play 2, Lafia was interested in doing a monster film centered around a dog in the vein of The Terminator by way of Frankenstein. Initially envisioned as much more grandiose in scale, Lafia dialed back some of his ideas in order to be more manageable on the budget New Line provided him and his team. Released in November of 1993, New Line had considered the film a possible franchise starter that could replace their Nightmare on Elm Street series but while the movie made back a little over twice its $6 million budget, it was seen as only a minor success and not really having any staying power. Critical reception of the time tended to skew negative and audiences were also split on the film. There's some decent craft behind Man's Best Friend, but I don't think it fully works despite its best effort.

I guess the best way to describe Man's Best Friend is "what if the movie Beethoven had the dog kill people?" and that's where the movie gets most of its humorous edge from as it's shot, acted and directed not unlike how you'd approach a typical dog comedy from the 90s such as Bingo or Beethoven and comes with typical dog shenanigans like chasing mailman/paperboys or urinating on fire hydrants only with a lethal edge for the former and an acid element for the latter. While the structure is all there for a good darkly comic horror film, I feel like the film struggles with the tone of something like this and rather than comedy and horror sides complementing each other it instead feels like we're flipping between a family comedy and a slasher movie. When you compare the film to other horror comedies of this ilk such as Gremlins or Tremors which like Man's Best Friend were also darkly comic monster movies but unlike Man's Best Friends they felt like they had a consistent tone throughout the film. With Man's Best Friend the humor never felt integrated into the horror as scenes like Max devouring a cat or going next door to rape a collie while the song "Puppy Love" plays don't really land because they just feel kind of awkward without actually being funny. The cast (dog included) do a good job with the material as Ally Sheedy is good as our heroine and Lance Henriksen is also good (arguably too good) as our antagonist Dr. Jarrett.

Man's Best Friend is the kind of movie that has clear effort and a solid idea of what it wants to be, but the execution doesn't really land where it should for a movie of this ilk. All the elements are in place from the actors, to the effects, to the dog itself, but the movie never gets a good handle of its tone in the same way either of the Child's Play movies did.

"Man's Best Friend", about a genetically altered dog that kills any perceived threat, is pretty much what you'd expect. Ally Sheedy really chews the scenery as the reporter investigating cruelty to animals and inadvertently releasing the bloodthirsty pooch. But no matter, the movie still is pretty fun to watch, with the full understanding that it's basically a totally dumb flick. Lance Henriksen, playing the scientist who created the murderous hound, lets his face do the acting.

Like I said, it's mostly just a fun movie to watch. Definitely nothing special about it. Although I should admit that I'd never heard of a Tibetan mastiff until I read a description of the movie.

I was highly disappointed to see that the dog who plays Max in this film is not credited anywhere on the IMDB page - and he was the best actor in the whole darn movie! The whole half-dog/half-human brain thing (at least I think that's what it was supposed to be) was pulled off incredibly well by this pooch. I mean, he had EXPRESSIONS! When he looked up at Ally Sheedy's boyfriend after he tried to slip him some spiked dog chow - that LOOK! GRRRR!!! It was great! That dog should get an Oscar! ;-)

Lori Tanner (Ally Sheedy) a mediocre reporter who dreams of big-time. She gets her big break as she sneaks into a laboratory that is accused of having animal cruelty. She unwittingly releases poor pitiful Max, a lab experiment hound, in her pursuit for justice and a great story.

Max returns the favor by protecting her from a mugger. They soon bond and Lori is oblivious to Max's potential for good or evil.

The fun part of the movie is that we get to see Max's potential for good or evil. The situation makes us cheer for Max and overlook his few foibles. We also suspect and look forward to our local authorities (Robert Costanzo, and John Cassini) becoming dog chow.

It was a nice touch having the comic relief of dog catchers in this presentation.

It's not the best film or the worst or the best story or the worst but it is worth watching.