Extremely low budget and crudely put together, "Mission: Phenomenal" steals from the hit TV series, right down to a tape cassette player that self-destructs. It's lightweight porn, heavy on the big tits of its femme cast.
Kyle Stone leads the motley team, charged with rescuing a kidnapped daughter of a "condom magnate". They succeed, but along the way we get to watch both the good guys and the bad guys have sex with huge rack ladies.
Crystal Gold is miscast as the kidnapped youngster -she would have been more convincing as one of the bad girls. Her lesbian scene with Kim Kitaine is a highlight, however.
JR Carrington earns breast in show honors, cast as Kyle's main squeeze. Director Stuart Canterbury usually has much bigger budgets, and doesn't do much with this familiar material.
