Sorority House Vampires

This movie is so bad that it would stand with the likes of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and other schlock epics. If you like good movies, then stay away from this one. But if you like your movies extra cheesy with a high count of boobies, then this is the one. Highly recommended!

I got this movie as part of a 10 movie, $15 set called "Curse of the Dead". A company puts out these 10 and 20 packs of horror movies on DVD, and as a sucker for cheesy horror movies, I keep buying them. Most are actually Italian ones from the 70s (and some are okay), but there is an assortment of other movies. Like this.

It starts off with an attractive topless asian woman dancing for about 10 minutes, while the credits roll. From there, it gets much worse, and much less coherent.

Basically, there's this skanky vampire lady, and she turns all these other people, who don't really appear to be college students or even in their 20s (mid 30s, looks like) into some sort of zombie creatures. Then the zombie creatures attack the remaining few non-zombies. But there's no special effects or makeup or blood. It's almost like a LARP. Only dorkier.

When I was a kid, I made Godzilla movies using a toy godzilla, army men, and fireworks. That had higher production values and video quality than this movie. And better acting. (Less nudity, though).

I mean, it's really awful. It's not even amateurish.

The Plot had Less depth than a gold fish bow. A trained monkey could have more vision and art direction. Some one should stop this guy from making movies... This man has to be on the FBI's "priority watch" list(s)...the girls WERE hot though...

The audio quality is so bad on this "movie" that you can hear only half the dialog. The other half is so awkward and awkwardly delivered that unless you were personally involved in the production, you would never be able to extract the plot summary from watching it. Video tape that converts girls to vampires? Evil vampire leader? Women enslaved as mutant breeders? Sounds great! That was *this* movie?!

Sorority House Vampires has all the coherence, production value, and acting prowess of an 80s porn tape. If you're interested in that level of quality in non-pornographic entertainment as well, you may well enjoy this movie. But I'm a fan of B horror movies and any movie that shows boobs, and I couldn't even ride this one through the finish line.

SORORITY HOUSE VAMPIRES simply must be seen to be bereaved!

A demon lord from hell arrives on Earth in his UFO. He's here to take over our beloved planet by...

Oh, who cares?!

This "film" must have been made by drunken college guys who convinced their girlfriends to take their clothes off. This is your basic, made-in-the-backyard home movie, with loads of female topless-ness and little else.

If enormous breasts banging around are your only plot concern, then this is a masterpiece! Otherwise, you'll want to steer clear of this toilet raft full of cinematic cancer...