Baby Bubbles, evidently not an homage to a '60s stripper using that moniker, is a desultory porn effort, resurrected on Volume 23 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre DVD series. It should have stayed in bed.
Premise has the title character pretending to be retarded but in fact a secret agent repping G.A.S.: Girls Against Slavery. No, she's not a forerunner of Oscar-winner Mira Sorvino, but merely a low-rent undercover (yuck, yuck) gal out to bust slavers Rick Clampton and Rufus Studley, operating a phony modeling/photography agency where they drug the girls and put them into bondage. As you can see, naming the characters represented the greatest effort on the part of the anonymous pornographers who made this one.
It's a dreary succession of sex scenes, with an early example of stretching by repeating footage (a cruel trick popularized after 1983 when many a shot-on-video porn opus would endlessly re-use a sex scene over & over to pad the running time). I liked the busty black girl playing the boys' assistant Ginger, and heroine Ms. Bubbles is easy on the eyes. BB, played by unfamiliar porn thesp Jeanie Tulip, is unusual for the early '70s in sporting a shaved pubic area. Third woman in the minimal cast, playing Lucretia McGinnis, is tall but unattractive. For no apparent reason other than to fill out such quickies' 6-person-cast requirement (?), a guy calling himself The Englishman shows up and gets serviced too. I know, I'm the only person who pays attention to the "plot". Dumb ending is handled with voice-over and strictly off-screen action.
Soundtrack is quite boring, ranging from muzak version of "Baubles, Bangles and Beads" to that classical gas "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun" by Satie. Other credits are poor, with the most annoying motif being an attempt to deliver unearned money shots by frequently having Bubbles or Ginger emit a fake mouthful of simulated cum. Effect is something like a "Got Milk?" commercial. Ron Jeremy once explained the gimmick in a video "extra" interview, and it's quite obvious here, over & over.
