Who Shaved Trinity Loren?

I enjoyed the library music and some of the repartee, but "Who Shaved Trinity Loren?" is a dumb, unsatisfying feature.

Styled as a film noir spoof, the private eye mystery had me yawning and then groaning when the story secret was revealed. Much ado about nothing.

Rick Savage is well-cast in a Philip Marlowe styled role, replete with plenty of voice-over narration. But there was no danger, no suspense, no action, not even a fist fight. In between sex scenes there's tons of dialogue that is only occasionally amusing. And the presence of Cash Markman at the script typing is evident when he has Rick remark: "I can do anything I want -I'm the guy narrating this film".

Lacking an A-list cast, there's nothing special here, and the credits are odd: Jon Dough doesn't use his name, and no credits appear for either director or producer on screen. At the end are endless disclaimers printed on screen, making fun (rather lamely) of the practice of labeling, such as "Do not operate heavy equipment after..." and "For external use only.