The One and Only

Lucky me - I get to excavate forgotten (justly) Adult Cinema, while others merely imbibe the latest (and crummiest) gonzo releases. This stinker from Fat Dog Productions (surely one of the lowliest among thousands of forgotten porn labels) was pointlessly revived on DVD in 2005, a dozen years after initial release, and I doubt if many other than myself noticed.

The notoriously bad director August West (see "Motel Hell" to truly observe his ineptitude) opens with a gaggle of gals gossiping by a pool about their friend Stacey. Cue the flashback of busty Stacey humping a fake repairman.

Back at the pool the gals have some Sapphic sex, with redhead Flame definitely a cutie here. Next up we have two different girls gossiping by the pool about celebs (they're reading tabloids), namedropping Fergie and Liz Taylor. The blonde girl tells of having sex with a handyman, then more lesbian sex by them ensues.

Yet another pair of two different girls are seen lounging around the house in their lingerie, one supposedly the maid. She is planning a lingerie party and invites her boss. Of course the duo has lesbian sex.

This disparate cast unites for said lingerie party, all smiles and giggles, cuing group lesbian sex by a fireplace. They end up spanking Flame, and a handyman arrives, only to be mauled at fade-out.

Utterly pointless porn, not even a Troma fan could love.