Vicky Pollard is caught hiding pick 'n' mix sweets inside her trousers at a supermarket. Dafydd comes out to his parents, but his mother's reaction is not quite what he expects.
Straw-brained schoolgirl Vicky explains her missing essay. Prime Minister Michael gets a handsome new Treasury aide. A stage hypnotist tries the tricks of his trade on his date. Wheelchair-bound Andy surprises Lou at the local swimming pool.
Daffyd is upset that someone bought his copy of the Gay Times. Vicky is accused of pushing a little girl into the swimming pool. Prime Minister Michael's wife interrupts Sebastian's briefing. A Starsky and Hutch celebrity visits the hospital.
Vicky and her underage mates try to get drinks in a pub. Hypnotist Kenny cheats at Scrabble while visiting his mother in the hospital. Fatfighters member Majorie gossips about a new member, her sister.
Separate incidences show that Dafydd and Emily, who is asked to cover her testicles for an x-ray, are living in denial. Dr. Lawrence and Dr. Beagrie check up on inmate Anne. Marjorie tries to get her mother into a nursing home.
Vicky bites a fellow inmate. Newlywed Edward cannot forget Samantha used to be one of his pupils. Reporter Peter cannot get into the Queen's garden party. Olympic silver medallist Denver is giving out medals on the prize-giving day at the school.
Dennis rejects a job offer. Vicky learns she's eight months preganant. Denver gives an after dinner speech at annual function. Majorie meets a new client in the supermarket. Anne spends the weekend with Dr. Lawrence.
Vickie tells her social worker she's swapped her baby for a CD. Marjorie tries to forget about her one night stand with a Fatfighter. Daffyd cancels gay night at the pub. Ralph's mom tries to eliminate the competition at an audition.
Emily lends a hand to the driver of a broken-down van. Myfanwy tells Daffyd that she too is gay. Gary's friend, Jason, tries to woo his grandmother with ice cream, a movie and personal lubricant. Andy shoplifts from the supermarket.
