Bullet Proof

This film makes absolutely no sense, the script was rubbish, the direction was rubbish and the actors (Vinny Jones aside) were rubbish. I don't get how other people have rated this higher than a 3, let alone the 10s that fooled me into watching this tripe.

I will forever avoid films 'directed' by James Clayton from here on. He's definitely 'one to watch' in the future alright....but not in a good way.

There's a radio button that appears while I write this review which asks if what I'm writing contains spoilers...I'm afraid it does, "This film is T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E". Sorry, but unless you're related to anyone producing this film, I can't see why anyone would want to watch this. This really is up there with one of the worst films I've ever seen....and I've watched a load of turkeys.

The bad; another B-movie that puts an A-list actor on the poster, who then only gets a very tiny part of a mere couple of minutes. Such a rip off! The rest of this movie is entirely casted with C-listed actors with NO charisma whatsoever.

Another B-movie, cheaply made, with no suspense or thrill whatsoever. Not even funny.

I only wanted to watch it because of Vinnie Jones, but since he only had got a few minutes of screen time this movie becomes totally pointless to watch...

It's the same old same old with added shmutz and a piss poor story that has been told numerous times afore. Embarrassing and amateur for the most part.

No less than 30 reviews were posted on June 14, 2022. All them rated this movie a 10. Yet when I submit this, I'll be sent an email stating that some admins are going to parse mine before it's posted. I gotta chuckle outta that.

Alright, so we all know there are a handful of movies out of the tens of thousands that have been produced in the history of film that actually rate a 10. This ain't one of them.

This is one of the better Vinnie Jones films out of everything that's been released over the past decade. He does "Vinnie Jones" in this pretty well. In a lot of the others he seems to force the character. What else is he going to do? He's been typecast into the role.

Aside from nothing being original, from the script, the soundtrack, and the cinematography, it at least was a smooth ride from beginning to end. There were no noticeably huge plot holes, and the continuity of the film seemed bang on.

Not too deep, paced to keep me interested, I guarantee you've seen worse.

...to be said about this. Absolutely terrible. Poor script and script direction, some awful acting and a story thats about as original as Vinnie Jones' look.

Not sure whether Clayton should stick to acting or directing, or, maybe even find himself a new vocation.

Tell me Mr Clayton - what's the need for a cigarette throughout the film?

A movie to avoid.