Agent Jade Black

High octane has done it again, just that this time its worse than ever

i can just say that i, the grumpy old man can point my bb.gun( with no recoil) with straight arms and miss the target without loosing my face, so what would have happen to the nearsighted superagent girl who makes this films introduction.... im sure the recoil wont make her a pretty face a pretty sight no more. im not sure this film was just a joke or not, but all viewers with some selfrespect, have a try but make a reconsideration after about 1 minute and 30 second....is it worth your life time?

film is fun to make, but shall also be fun to view too, this isnt, the grumpy old man says

This is an American low rent James Bond with the lead so completely miscast you might well wonder if the whole thing is a an elaborate spoof. I made it a whole 17 minutes into this - where do I claim my prize?

This movie is so bland that I would rather pluck leg hair with a sausage clip than watch it finish. I gave up after 43 minutes and 29 seconds.

Never laught so hard at a action movie ever. They try so hard and fail so epic and thats so funny. Best epic car chase I've ever seen on the screen. Look at the dubbel speed on the film and laugh. The Room shines in comparison

There's bad and then every once in a while, there's terrible. Absolutely forgettable film. In fact it was so bad, after suffering through the first 50 minutes, I realised I have too much self respect to finish watching.