Night Teeth

Feels 50/50.... Actors who can't act, stupid lines, useless dialogues, absolutely predictable plot full of clichés. But cool cars and mansions, music, outfits and cute faces.. neon saga about vampires. Romeo&Juliette vibe. Can watch once out of boredom. Don't expect much. Have nothing else to say actually.

It started out ok but about halfway in it got a little boring. Some of long drawn out meaningless dialouge between Benny and Blaire almost put me to sleep. I wouldn't say it's the worst vampire movie out there and its definitely not the best. It's basically just another mediocre vampire film. 5 stars.

First I want to say that I like Vampires, meaning it sucks when Vampires are not portrayed correctly like how badly the Twilight movie series shows them. When they are portrayed right I enjoy the movie more.

Night Teeth sounded promising when I read the plot, so I went on Netflix to check it out, now I have some things to say about it.

I do like the acting of the main character and the 2 Vampires, it feels like effort was put into this which was nice seeing the time they spent on it was not put to waste.

I actually did like the stuff Vampires do in this like sucking blood and fast healing, even keeping the simple weaknesses like the sun burning them. I like that they portrayed these Vampires as crime causing creatures that cause trouble.

I liked the world they kind of set up and how there are certain rules in the truce between humans and Vampires, but there are some things that were small issues.

The main evil Vampires or Vampire was a little over the top and I didn't feel like it fitted the situation of what was going on, also it can be slow at certain times but it wasn't that big a deal.

This isn't a great movie but its not an awful movie, I think you should at least watch it because at least it got the idea of what Vampires are. I got to give it credit for that.

Night teeth oozed with sexiness, which is always appreciated in Vampire Noir. However, when taking a deep dive into the plot, it was a bit aimless and lacked depth. Almost like arriving at a game already in progress and leaving before it finishes.

What would you do, if two vampires hired you, to chauffer them around, while they bring their rivals down, in a night of butchery, would you stay or would you flee, could you accept all the carnage, maybe join their violent rampage.

Poor old Benny gets more than he bargained for when his evening as a chauffeur brings him face to face with two blood sucking beauties, although things become increasingly complicated as his curiosity gets the better of him and he discovers that beneath the surface, things aren't what they seem, both in the wider world and closer to home.

Nothing particularly original, especially the British villain (again), but competent stuff and not the worst variation on a theme you're likely to come across.