Blade the Iron Cross

Blade and the crew deserve better than this.

The dumpster fire, that Full Moon has become, continues to burn. We need someone to step up and bring back FM to it former gory... errr... glory!

Blade The Iron Cross, an enjoyable movie.

This movie is a decent watch, it's not a bad movie at all. Low budget, bit of awkwardness to it but thats the Puppet Master spirit.

Titled "Blade" I was hoping we finally got a standalone gore fest movie with the puppets by his side, but this wasnt that and I feel it was a bit of wasted potential otherwise it's a decent movie.

This marks the 10oth Puppet Master film. Not sure why they would go the name change, it's not like it's going to do them any favors and itll cause this film to fly under the radar more than it would being labeled the billionth PM film.

This time around Elisa returns and has the puppets and is using her psychic dreams as a reporter in the early 1900s to help stop a Nazi scientist in America from reproducing the formula for the puppets and reverse engineering it for his army of zombies... Blade is the only puppet juiced up enough to help due to lack of the syrum.

Overall... it has some pretty bad acting, but it somehow manages to remain entertaining enough to watch. I wasn't bored or rolling my eyes, it is what it is and reminded me of some nostalgic effects not seen for a while.

Tania Fox is about the only decent actor in this, and quite stunning. I hope to see her in more PM films.

Its very low budget and has some problems with time period accuracy in regards to props and other things, but if you have a serious aversion to these kinds of issues then I'm not sure how you're even aware this film exists. This has the Full Moon charm without the trying-to-be-funny-bad-cheesiness present in so much of their modern catalogue. The story almost feels like some offshoot of Reanimator with the animation solution being used by a Nazi mad scientist to experiment on dead humans. I was expecting much worse, but this is an enjoyable late night viewing & the short runtime works to the film's advantage.

Blade: The Iron Cross isn't the worst Puppet Master film so far - that dubious honour goes to the absolutely awful Puppet Master The Legacy - but it's close.

Tania Fox plays psychic newspaper reporter Elisa, who teams up with cop Joe Gray (Vince Cusimano), and puppet Blade, to take on the Nazis, who are planning to turn the US population into violent zombies using a death ray.

With an approximate budget of just $90,000, The Iron Cross looks and feels incredibly cheap, with lousy special effects and some of the worst green screen work I have seen in a recent film. The acting is atrocious and the direction ham-fisted. About the only positive things I can say about the whole film are that Tania Fox spends quite a lot of the time naked and the runtime is mercifully short - just 70 minutes.

The next film in the series, Puppet Master: Doktor Death, is also very short, which makes me wonder just how bad that is -- guess I'll find out soon enough.