Fun with Dick and Jane/Cheaper by the Dozen 2/Rumor Has It/Casanova/Wolf Creek/The Ringer/The Countess/Hoodwinked

Richard Roeper - Host: [reviewing "Cheaper by the Dozen 2"] Didn't we just see this movie a couple weeks ago? And wasn't it called "Yours, Mine, and Ours"? You got your two oversized families with kids who start out as rivals but end up as friends, check. You've got your overprotective, competitive dad- in this case, two dads, and your sweet-tempered mom, check. Stupid pets that keep jumping on people and getting into the food, check. Big thumbs down? Check. "Cheaper by the Dozen 2" is a loud and obnoxious extended sitcom. You know your movie is in trouble when the most sympathetic character is Carmen Electra, who actually gives a pretty good performance. Did I mention I'm giving this one thumbs down?

Roger Ebert - Host: You know, I'm giving it a marginal thumbs up, I really am. And I'm telling ya why.

Richard Roeper - Host: Who are you, and what have you done with Roger Ebert?

Roger Ebert - Host: First of all, first of all, he's right here. First of all, it's unfair to say this is a retread of "Yours, Mine, and Ours", which, in fact, was a retread...

Richard Roeper - Host: They're ALL retreads.

Roger Ebert - Host: ...Of the original "Cheaper by the Dozen". This is a lot better movie than "Yours, Mine, and Ours", will you give me that?

Richard Roeper - Host: It's a LITTLE better. It's not as bad, I'll say it's not as bad, I don't wanna say "better" or "good" in any context.

Roger Ebert - Host: I feel that, for what it is, for what it say it is, and what it pretends to be...

Richard Roeper - Host: Come on, Roger.

Roger Ebert - Host: ...It's marginal thumbs up.

Richard Roeper - Host: You got dogs knockin' over plates of food.

Roger Ebert - Host: Of course you do!

Richard Roeper - Host: You've got people falling down and stuff.

Roger Ebert - Host: You've gotta have that!

Richard Roeper - Host: It's just depressing, talk about depressing.

Roger Ebert - Host: You forgot about the dock that breaks away. You forgot that.

Richard Roeper - Host: I'm trying to forget it ALL.