Trigger Warning, this movie is horrifying. The other day my son and I sat on the couch to watch a movie for his birthday. I saw this cute little movie, called pets, on my favorite streaming platform, Tubi. I clicked and found out this movie was anything but cute. If I could do it all again I wouldn't have clicked. This movie stars three uncharming characters. An obese cat that looks like it had too many sardines for dinner. It's terrifying black stare still pierces into my soul. An obese dog which is as fugly as they come. Lastly, a disgusting pigeon which squawks horrible comments behind the two characters. For the entire movie these horrifying animals sit their fat asses on a couch and comment on random stock images of dogs. They are terribly dry and unfunny. Whoever made this movie spent less than 5 seconds making it. I had to take my son to a hospital to get a CT scan just to make sure not to many of his braincells had rotted away. My dog kept barking as this movie? (not sure what to call this) played on the screen. Please save time you could spend outside, doing work or just about anything else, instead of watching this movie.
