Trevor Brand, a dairy farmer from Taranaki, has started bottling the water that runs through his farm for human consumption. A great initiative that is saving water that would otherwise go to waste. Good old kiwi initiative.
How do you think God spends his time? Some may think that he is a workaholic like Elon Musk but then most likely everything would be sorted by now. And what about Gosh? What do you think he does every day?
Pin-up calendars are no longer seen in mechanics workshops because they used to only contain photos of semi-nude girls. If they have photos of semi-nude stallions the mechanics will welcome it back on the walls of their workshops.
In a time like this, we all need some therapy, and couples more than most. With good couples counselling, many divergencies between lovers can be solved. However, what if she comes back home pregnant late at night after an orgy?
Can you imagine God disguising himself as a human? Now imagine he doing the same thing over 7 billion times and populating a certain planet. Consequently one day God would walk into a Work and income office asking for some money.
How many times were you asked to go the extra mile for the company? How much lube did you buy because they would not even have the kindness to bring it to the performance meetings which took place every time you were five minutes late?
Surely the board of directors in corporations all act like grown-ups who understand their moral and financial responsibilities to society. Surely - Corporate greed is a nappy that needs changing.
