The 100 Candles Game

I'm down with a collection of horror stories - but this one is a wee bit boring. The mini tales were predictable for the most part, as was the ending of the short stories.

No pun intended - and quite a few interesting actors in this. Been a while since I last saw Amy Smart. Was it the Crank movie(s)? Probably - anyway, she is one of the segments and the stories themselves are overall quite well told (again no pun intended of course).

That all being said, the movie is quite predictable. The jump scares to be expected. Still the effects are good or rather decent enough. If you like horror movies and specifically this format of more than one story being told ... well you have a winner for yourself here. At least not a loser, am I right? Now you may wonder why people even play those games - but think about it: in real life you might play them too, because you expect nothing to happen ... also we need these decisions, otherwise you wouldn't have a movie at all ...

I thought the film was very weak. The plot is unconvincing. Those stories they tell just aren't scary. By the third story about the child who can't leave home, I was already disappointed. The following story of the woman in an oxygen mask is just boring. And the ending is so abrupt that I literally gasped - not from horror but from exasperation.

As it was an anthology,none of the stories connected to each other, aside from being a "horror" tale told, which is too loose a tie to make any cohesion. The ONLY two stories that were actually fully fleshed out were--ironically the one NOT in english --(my subtitles worked perfectly,so i knew what was going on. Apparently some others weren't so lucky,and were lost as to what was goung on). And even that had two giant plot holes--one being that all cell phones can dial 911--even defunct bricks from the 90's,and two--where was that "companion" the entire time?!? And the pregnant girl story. That one was really well acted with great effects. Too bad it ended up in thus dumpster fire of a movie,it's a real gem! And these friends?!? Russian goth hooker, mousy blonde, weirdo jersey boy hipster whose accent fades in and out and other russian guy,who also cannot maintain an accent. It has been stated in a more eloquent review that this movie could have been so much more, but the disjointed nature really took it's toll on my enjoyment. And final story was interesting,but all i ultimately came away with from this movie were 2.5 decent stories,and actors with failing accents.

The whole anthology is fine, many of the short stories are great but the red string that ties them together is weak and ridiculously bad, from the effects to the acting cast. Thumbs up for the cat, the best actor of them.