The Eternal Daughter

Yeah, it's wintertime, let's produce a CHEAPLY made "horror/mystery" movie, that'll attract viewers. NOT.

The bad: from the get go I noticed that this is a CHEAPLY made television movie, or at least that's what I guess, because everything LOOKS CHEAP, especially the photography, which doesnt come close in making any suspenseful impression.

More bad: the music soundscore is unintentionally quite hilarious. This movie isnt meant to be a parody on horror movies, but it could be, because the soundscore is absolutely annoyingly terrible and full of the most terrible cliches.

Even more bad: Tilda Swinton is THE reason I started watching this movie, because she is one of my all time favorite actresses, BUT she plays a double role (she plays her own mother), which just further flexed my laughing muscles.

It all was intended to be a serious, dark, mystery movie, but it ended up being a laughing stock. And it ended up being a sleeping pill as well, because it is excruciatingly TEDIOUS to watch!