The Last House on the Street

This took a few tries but I made it through. 1 donuts out of 5. Guh!

Two, very unlikable characters, portrayed by mediocre actors (I'm being kind here) and 95% of the film focuses on them.

Seriously.. 95% of this film is these two unlikable characters trying oh so desperately to be "lovable clowns" but ultimately coming across as "creepy idiot frat guys".

It's not funny, not thrilling, not horror... it's kind of painful to sit through.

Seemed more like a film school project without any professionals involved in the making.

When two college girls -- one hot and one overweight -- move across the street from Derek and Chad, sinister things begin to happen. By sinister we mean boys start going missing and the two chicks keep leaving the house putting buckets in their car.

So, one of the girls is nudity material, which is the only reason I stuck with it. Also, the music track isn't horrible. But the writing is really sub par.

When the titles come on we see that the same guy produced, wrote and directed this movie. Had he starred in it we would have had a new Jerry Lewis on our hands. As it is, we have an untalented producer, writer, director on our hands.

The movie is a mess. Not enough of the hot girl and too much of stoners acting dumb.

The first half was alright, figured it was a stoner buddy college bro comedy horror, so I was in. But the second half was pretty much interminable. As bad as it ended up being, I somehow made it through to the end, and I felt so happy when I did. I'm so glad this was only 1:12. If I'd seen some boobs or if the latter end didn't drag so much, if there had been a bit more humor to it, anything...I could have at least given it a 5.

I think I've only ever turned off maybe 3-4 movies before finishing...no matter how horrible they have been. Add this one to the list (just under 1/2-way through). The actual cinematography/editing wasn't too bad, but that's about all. Writing, acting, delivery, storyline, humor, horror, suspense, intrigue, likeability, etc...just...no.

I'd agree with another review in pointing out that it seemed like a school film project, but, not too positive it'd get a passing grade...