MILF Date 4

Many superstars in Adult Cinema are classified as MILFs, ranging from classic performers like Julia Ann and Lisa Ann to such popular relative newcomers as Reagan Foxx and Alexis Fawx. But New Sensations decided to go obscuro with the fourth volume of this dumb series: nary a single one of the five vignette ladies is a recognizable XXX performer.

Best is a Brit Porn import Giselle, who I've never seen in hundreds of British-made videos so she's even obscure on her home turf. The other actresses are forgettable, and a decade after this was shot duly forgotten.

Format is lousy, as the players pretend to be just folks talking to the camera with their invented bios, and none actually go on a date, but merely show up at some porn mansion and hump the inhabitant on the premises. Talk about a cheap date.

It's embarrassing watching a hammy James Deen make up his backstory or the Cockzilla guy Shane Diesel pretend to be normal. Eddie Powell has directed a thousand shows for Digital Sin/New Sensations, but this has to be one of his worst without checking out all the others to prove that point.