- Daisy Robson: It's one thing if I'm gay 'cause I'm like a bad seed but you... oh my God, you're like the good egg.
- Colby Robson: Well, being the good egg is boring.
- Daisy Robson: Well, I'm sorry. That's who you are.
- Colby Robson: Well now, I'm a good gay egg. Okay?
- Tyler Murphy: Yeah, come on, let her be a gay egg.
- Colby Robson: Thank you.
- Daisy Robson: Colby, you've never even touched your own vagina, let alone anyone else's.
- Lauren: My follow-up question is this: what do you think you can do to make up for this selfish and insulting behavior on your part? What are you bringing to the table, Colby?
- [Colby holds up the plastic bag containing the stolen joints, pills, cocaine, and other narcotics]
- Colby Robson: [sheepishly] Uh... party favors?
- Tyler Murphy: [to Colby] So... I hear you're gay now?
- Daisy Robson: She's not gay.
- Colby Robson: Why can't I be gay?
- Daisy Robson: Because I'm gay. You're just copying me