Tales from Pandora's Box: Chapter One

I love horror anthologies. I've seen professionally made anthologies and homemade anthologies that literally cost $600 to produce. Tales from Pandora's Box: Chapter One is the worst anthology I have ever seen with my or anyone else's eyes. I have looked over the director's body of work and it makes sense that this movie seems like a failed Red Shoe Diaries. This movie was made so he could film beautiful women performing mime. There is no real acting in the whole movie. No dialogue in the whole movie. Each incomplete tale is narrated by a woman offscreen. Why, at some point, while in the bathtub taking a bath does "Pandora" put the retractable shower head to her ear like it is a phone? Again, it feels like a bunch of failed Red Shoe Diary stories that have been cobbled together and made into an anthology using narration as the device. I wish I could give it below zero stars so as to take away any stars it has been given. It is not worth watching even to brag you have seen the worst anthology ever made.