The cultural reset we've all been eagerly anticipating; objectively one of the worst things I've ever seen. And I watch ITV2 - I'm a lobotomite. The extra star reflects that: Bad Boy Chiller Crew breathed new life into me and now I've become one of the people I resent most: An IMDB reviewer (your opinions don't matter, nor does mine. We should all have a word with ourselves, but I digress).
I'm no pearl clutcher. But is there some subtext I'm missing here? Is this the Finnegan's Wake of reality telly? I mean, as an insufferable narcissist myself, I truly enjoy watching other narcissists be narcissistic. I live and breathe trash TV. But this parodies even 'People Just Do Nothing'. This show has all the personality of the song 'Wifey' by Big ANG. We talk about the mental health aftercare of reality TV stars, but this show makes the viewer need all the emotional support. I guess the upside is, I feel like a more fully rounded and complete person since my brief viewing of episode 3. So anachronistic as well. Is it 2008? It made me earnestly miss my LG Cookie. My Bebo profile. My right to free speech. Is that you? God?
Anyway...yeah. Don't listen to me. Watch it; don't care. Maybe I'm just bitterly insipid. Dunno. Watch it. Dare ya.
