- Accomplice Terrorist: He'd want a proper Muslim funeral.
- Saul Berenson: If nobody claims him, he'll be buried in Potter's Field.
- Accomplice Terrorist: [She starts to cry]
- Middle-Eastern Congressman: So what? I love cock! Yummy, yummy, yummy.
- Brody: They say the head is blown off and survives, intact...
- Carrie Mathison: Sure she's smart and pretty now, but if we deport her she'll be fat and stupid in no time.
- Prison Guard: Did you pass her the Weapon
- [reading glasses]
- Prison Guard: with which she killed herself?
- Rehab Boyfriend: It was my idea we played the Game with the Gun!
- Hit-and-Run Victim's Daughter: You're really lucky.
- Brody: [terrible PTSD sex]
- Aunt: She was doing it for attention, or she'd be dead!