Upon viewing this movie for the first time, one might be led to believe that it's a terrible low budget film. However, after having seen this movie about 15 times, I can honestly say that it's steeped in fantastic themes, iconic symbolism, and unique camera angles and methods of directing. It's truly the Van Gogh of independent films. One day people will truly appreciate this work, hopefully before lives are taken. I still remember the first time I saw this film. My wife and I were with some friends, and thought "Hey, let's dampen the mood with a hack film". We thought we struck gold upon finding this gem of an apocalypse featuring Ricky Ricardo. Thought it would tickle us. We were wrong. Dead wrong. The movie comes flying out with a flurry of plot development and dramatic scenes, a true whirlwind of wonder. If you're not careful it will burn your taste buds. The movie proceeds to wow us with a raw, realistic cast and sets, as well as sensational sound tracks. The fascinating, face melting side plots are truly the heavy weights if this film. The sultry vampires and Sopranos like ruffians had me crossing my legs with stimulation. And when those side plots ran out on us like baby daddies... it was like wham bam thank you ma'am. I was left dazed, yearning, and wet. I had to excuse myself for eruptions of diarrhea about 3 times. The costume design and special effects of the demons and Zombies and angels and Jersey Shore were terrifying and brutal. I would recommend wearing a mixing bowl duct taped to your ass for your maiden viewing. And of course the ending was superb. Tear jerking, if you will. If I had to rate the ending on a scale from 0 to Nicholas Cage, it would be a National Treasure. Needless to say, we all became better friends that night. And respectively, better lovers. We had passionate intercourse that night. I have the becoming to thank for that. Please, if you want to be astonished to the point of tingling genitalia, do yourself a favor, the becoming.
