- Richard Watterson: They shouldn't say 'All you can eat' if they don't mean it.
- Nicole Watterson: Richard, you ate a chair.
- Nicole Watterson: Kids! Throw stuff at her!
- Gumball Watterson: But isn't that dangerous?
- Nicole Watterson: Not as dangerous as disobeying your mother!
- Darwin Watterson: So you thought you could drag me to the bottom of the lake just to eat me later? Well guess what punk. I'm a fish, WITH LEGS.
- Gumball Watterson: I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!
- Gumball Watterson: [...] We've learned something today... that every moment of our life should be lived to the fullest because it can be very long or very short, my friend.
- Darwin Watterson: That is very true, Gumball. So what do you wanna do now?
- Gumball Watterson: Mmm. TV?
- Darwin Watterson: Yeah.
- Darwin Watterson: GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a woman's purse, you wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING!
- Gumball Watterson: [talking to Darwin] My brain is amazing, when I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it.
- Gumball Watterson: Hey, don't worry, we could use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to
- [hits the ground]
- Anais Watterson: We've got to fight fire with fire!
- Darwin Watterson: Won't that burn the house down?
- Gumball Watterson: [talking to Anais] He who befriends the oddest ball is the creepiest of them all.
- Nicole Watterson: I wish we were a normal family sometimes, then my husband could talk some sense into you instead of running around the neighborhood like a maniac.