The Night They Came Home

As an avid fan of Westerns and always looking under that rock for the next great story-regardless of budget, i.e. "Bone Tomahawk"-I tried to give this one a chance. This one absolutely sucked from the first scene on; and kept getting worse. I stuck it out, but it's nearly two hours I will never get back. The dialogue was preachy and dumb. The camera work was erratic and novice, oftentimes looking like it was filmed on a iPhone. I'm amazed that shows like this make it beyond the pitch to production. This movie was absolutely horrible in every measurable way. I would rather take up crochet or eat a warm bucket of hamster vomit than sit through this hot mess of a feeble attempt at cinema.

For f sake why can't they make westerns anymore?! Everything looked way too clean and what's with the ikea furniture in this movie. The low budget props were terrible, just like the dyed yellow nylon rope. The waitress in blue with the giant duck lips and botox, c'mon! Try harder to actually cast characters that look like they belong in a western and not an adult film. This was insufferable to sit through. Not to mention the muffled voices and flat lighting this movie had. The story was also hard to keep up with as this movie was all over the place & would often jump around. Watching this movie was like listening to a little kid tell a story, horrible.

First of all, you can tell right away this is a low budget B movie by the cheap fake looking costumes. You may not realize it after seeing Danny Trejo on the cast and trailer, but remember so is Nicholas Cage in many lame movies.

Then there is the script. It is non-stop guilt tripping about the evil white man. At first you kinda think, well sure it is that time and place, and there is some of that I get it. Then after like 30-40 mins, you realize it is nonstop. Every few minutes, it just keeps bringing it up, every little situation, every dialog, just keep repeating the same political points.

People watch movies to be entertained, not to be lectured. And I'm not even white.

1/10.

One of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. Terrible acting mixed with a terrible script. I can not believe I paid actual money to see this sorry excuse for a movie. The only redeeming thing is the scenery and I mean that is the only good thing worth seeing in the entirety of the movie. Not a part of this movie is any where close to believable and I'm never going to admit I watched it. Required characters in this review are still at 159 so I need to keep telling you how awful this movie is again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

Decent Story "B" western... The movie had a pretty good story line. I liked how they presented the viewpoints of different groups and people fairly and realistically, although a bit difficult to swallow at times. It looked like pretty low budget otherwise, but the actors were very well cast I think and most of them did a pretty good job. People have sort of likened it to a Cage movie where you can't quite decide if it's good or bad. But at the end, I'm glad I saw it. It had a realistic message which was explored somewhat with the interactions between the different groups and different interests. I think a good point it made is that getting along is largely determined on an individual by individual basis and how they've decided to fit in into an imperfect world. Sometimes the good guys had good points, sometimes the bad ones did. Nobody's perfect, and this was a good exploration into the complex communities which existed and vied for influence in the twilight years of the Wild Wild West. Some people will surely find it a bit cringe that any of us ever acted this way, but this is just fact. I didn't regret seeing it, let's just put it that way. I would give it 3-4 stars for the actual production, but the story/dialogue/performances really rose above the other issues with sets/wardrobe and were more like around a 6 or so. I'd say this is just about average all things considered; Acceptable.