Strictly Confidential

Putting aside my own feelings about Elizabeth Hurley (lustfully positive!) and the morally questionable decision to choose your son to direct you in a film best described as mindless titllation material, this effort is about as amateurish and empty as you would expect. Deeply annoying characters across the board, secondary school levels of direction and acting, overabundance of meaningless facial closeups and utterly cringe dialog all combine to result in nothing other than a nepotismic vanity project.

Even the location smacks of nothing short of "look at how the idle rich live" - be jealous of your sad life.

And no, even the eternally lovely Elizabeth Hurley cannot redeem this piece of nonsense.

3*, my lowest rating given on imdb. It hurt me to not give it 4* but we didn't even seen enough of the forever vixen Elizabeth Hurley. Because not enough skin.

If you are one of those who live for IG/TokTik idiocy and all of its manufactured lies and/or you are the kind of person who wears high heels (which I love on a woman in the right contexts) while traipsing around clifftops, beaches and grasslands, this movie will be a joy for you.

Normal folks grounded in actual reality need not view. Especially since Miz Hurley doesn't reveal any of her particularly luscious assets on camera.

Damian: Go find another job. STAT.

This film is plain weird! Strange and totally nonsensical

I have seen it written that its in "so bad it's good" genre but for me it is squarely in the 'so bad its just bad category'. Damian appears to have wanted to titillate. It's just that he is awful at it. There's no chemistry between any of the stilted actors - certainly not enough for scandalous activities that were not that scandalous just plain sad...... The performances from the whole cast are terrible, but there's something beyond terrible about Georgia Lock's consistently bewildered expression and psycho histrionics. Harks me right back to Pearl White's tragic 1914 'Perils of Pauline'.

I so wish I had not watched this film........ Enough to further reduce someone's faith in contemporary film.

...but I'll do my best. The direction and acting are like that of an early 80s made for TV movie that you might see on the Hallmark channel on a tuesday afternoon. It is absolutely terrible. The only reason you will have heard of this film is because of Liz Hurley, whose son is the director, and decided to try and cast her in an 'erotic lesbian' scene. That in itself is bizarre and creepy, and I can only assume Liz's atrocious, utterly unsexy acting is because her son was watching! Again....just very weird! If you have 90mins spare, do yourself a favour and watch paint dry; It's a a lot sexier.

I know these days that is probably thrown around a lot. It bothers me when anything that isn't 90+% on RT is considered absolute trash etc so know that this is far from that.

No joke. I don't say that often or lightly. I always try to find the good or the fun in any movie. This was so bad.

Bad dialogue. Bad acting. Bad script. Just skip it.

This feels like a soap opera in many ways. Maybe it was a money laundering scheme? I don't know but it was so incredibly bad.

The beautiful people in it are no where near enough to make up for all it was lacking. Do yourself a favor and ignore any reviews above 3 stars and just find something else to watch.

Oh dear...this film was the most horrendous excuse for a film ive ever seen... and ive seen some corkers. Its pretty much an island, friends who lost someone, solving it.

Shocking acting, using apparant 'eroticism ' to draw people in..it hasn't even got that going for it. Liz hurley, her acting was atrocious and the cunnilingus scene wasn't sexy but cringeworthy, she was about as convincing as..... actually nothing as bad to compare to. People are saying that this film is on par with 'The Room'...blasphemy!!! The Room is a cult classic...i just dont understand these comments.

I can only presume liz son said i wanna make film...she approved and starred in it hoping that would save it. It didn't liz. Its an embarrassment. Shes never been a good actress, let us be honest and judging by this, her son should pack up the film making too.

I honestly hate giving 1 stars..but sadly, this deserves it.