Strictly Confidential

...but I'll do my best. The direction and acting are like that of an early 80s made for TV movie that you might see on the Hallmark channel on a tuesday afternoon. It is absolutely terrible. The only reason you will have heard of this film is because of Liz Hurley, whose son is the director, and decided to try and cast her in an 'erotic lesbian' scene. That in itself is bizarre and creepy, and I can only assume Liz's atrocious, utterly unsexy acting is because her son was watching! Again....just very weird! If you have 90mins spare, do yourself a favour and watch paint dry; It's a a lot sexier.

This has to be one of the most glacially paced movies I have seen in a long time. Far too much time is spent showing us the pain and mourning that a group of "friends" is going through a full year after one of them is lost to a mysterious suicide. Their pain is so magnified as to seem only a few days fresh, but a full year later? That stretches credibility pretty far.

Unfortunately, the ending feels so cheap, contrived, and sudden that the earlier slow pace now seems to have been stretched out only to fill the length required to qualify as a movie instead of a TV episode.

Georgia Lock seems like she might be a decent movie actress, but unfortunately, her character in this movie is so shallow and one-dimensional that it's impossible to tell. Hopefully she'll get a chance to show better what she's capable of doing with a higher-quality script.

Putting aside my own feelings about Elizabeth Hurley (lustfully positive!) and the morally questionable decision to choose your son to direct you in a film best described as mindless titllation material, this effort is about as amateurish and empty as you would expect. Deeply annoying characters across the board, secondary school levels of direction and acting, overabundance of meaningless facial closeups and utterly cringe dialog all combine to result in nothing other than a nepotismic vanity project.

Even the location smacks of nothing short of "look at how the idle rich live" - be jealous of your sad life.

And no, even the eternally lovely Elizabeth Hurley cannot redeem this piece of nonsense.

3*, my lowest rating given on imdb. It hurt me to not give it 4* but we didn't even seen enough of the forever vixen Elizabeth Hurley. Because not enough skin.

If you are one of those who live for IG/TokTik idiocy and all of its manufactured lies and/or you are the kind of person who wears high heels (which I love on a woman in the right contexts) while traipsing around clifftops, beaches and grasslands, this movie will be a joy for you.

Normal folks grounded in actual reality need not view. Especially since Miz Hurley doesn't reveal any of her particularly luscious assets on camera.

Damian: Go find another job. STAT.

The 10/10;reviews at the start are obviously from friends of the cast.

This is simply Liz showing us she's still hot surround be the worst directed film in history.

I'm sorry Damien, I know all directors have to start somewhere but you've got a long way to go to be a respected director without mummy's help.

The cuts are terrible, and what makes it worse is the music, half a movie is the soundtrack and this is awful.

I feel really sorry for all the actors roped into this, you're going to have to work really hard to get past this tripe.

It's like a school film project that's been given an F .

I know these days that is probably thrown around a lot. It bothers me when anything that isn't 90+% on RT is considered absolute trash etc so know that this is far from that.

No joke. I don't say that often or lightly. I always try to find the good or the fun in any movie. This was so bad.

Bad dialogue. Bad acting. Bad script. Just skip it.

This feels like a soap opera in many ways. Maybe it was a money laundering scheme? I don't know but it was so incredibly bad.

The beautiful people in it are no where near enough to make up for all it was lacking. Do yourself a favor and ignore any reviews above 3 stars and just find something else to watch.