Fish Piss

Please anyone out there willing to read this don't make a moive unless you can get real actors. No not college students. No not even B listers. Get real A list stars to perform in your movies. You need to get legit actors and a legit budget. Otherwise why even bother?

If you want to make a movie, you need to at least spend a million. MArvel movies spend hu.nreds of millions and they dont even go outside while filming. They got high end actors though. Think about that next time you think you want to make a film.

You're wasting your time and life trying to learn a skill. Using Technology that has been forgotten by others. Art is dead and your movies should die too.

This flick changed my life. It's the essence of cinema and movie. The cast, the filmwork, the special effects, everything is mind blowing. I feel as a part of myself has been found through this film. Everyone who is missing something that special little hole in your heart will be filled. The movies pure exellence and ground breaking filming is the cherry on top of the cake. Fish piss tells the tale of a very simple man puzzled with very hard choises in life. The protagonist may be evil in some viewers eyes but in mine he is just misunderstood, battling with addiction. If i lived my life 1000 times, i would watch it every time.

I don't care if you say this is "fun" or that this is "arthouse" Whatever the heck that means. This is garbage. It looks like three friends just had fun making a movie. We all know what movies about... Making money! If you are not making movies with the absolute best technology or taking out loans of at least $10,000, why even bother?

Who cares about independent film makers?

Yeah cool you made a film on dead and ancient technology. I could do that too. I just choose not to. My friends probably wouldnt even let me pretend to tug them anyways. But that is beside the point. Just because you are doing something different that no one has ever done before doesnt mean that you are original. Get over yourself.

.....that broccoli rock song is good though.....

..... if I found an old VHS recorder in a dumpster I might be inclined to shoot a few scenes, but I doubt I could come up with something this bad. Honestly, the quality is seriously bad. What good is having a 4K television if I'm looking at something that appears to be using ancient technology. Like from the 70's.

I watched it because it seemed to have a quirky story line, and it does although it was wonderfully disgusting, so it wasn't entirely a waste of time.

If they used modern tech to put this together, it wouldn't have made a difference. Best suggestion is some heavy editing, and cutting it down to about 45 minutes.

This movie... is a creation that the gods will enjoy, this is peak cinema, I love fish piss. I love the part where they show the jar and the broccoli song! Omg I can't stop listening to it, best movie I've ever watched. The skill. The messages. The fish. I crave nothing more out of my viewing experience, I highly recommend this movie to people who want some giggles and joke with their friends because god is it amazing for a late night watch. I can't wait to meet the iconic fish man, I can't believe this movie is so low funded, I, personally, would give this movie an oscar. We need more piss piss!!!