Fish Piss

Please anyone out there willing to read this don't make a moive unless you can get real actors. No not college students. No not even B listers. Get real A list stars to perform in your movies. You need to get legit actors and a legit budget. Otherwise why even bother?

If you want to make a movie, you need to at least spend a million. MArvel movies spend hu.nreds of millions and they dont even go outside while filming. They got high end actors though. Think about that next time you think you want to make a film.

You're wasting your time and life trying to learn a skill. Using Technology that has been forgotten by others. Art is dead and your movies should die too.

I can NOT believe that I sat through a movie with such filth in it. Why in the world would 3 friends ever try and make a movie together? It makes absolutely no sense to me. Movies are all about one thing and that is making money. If you are not making movies to make money then you are in the wrong business sorry.

This janice.click crew seems to only be making movies for fun and I can not stand that. Everyone knows when you make movies you do it to be judged harshly.

I can't believe they would try new things like VHS in a pond with fake boobs. Why in the world would they make a movie that does not have a super hero in it?

I got news for you janice.click. Do not ever pick up a camera ever again. You and your friends are done. Do not even try to make a movie again unless you have at least $100k to finance it.

Don't ask me how I found this movie. But I watched... most of it. Stylized as all hell, bizzare performances and way too many cross fades. But it's undeniably lynchian and creative and playful and unashamed and exactly what it is. I wish people were brave enough to write things like this more often! Also, wonderful scoring and soundtrack to the whole thing, it set a fascinating tone. Another commenter said it looked terrible, but that's so obviously the point... the stylized color is consistent and adds to the story, it's clearly about GREEN things so they made it GREEN. That's effective color grading at work!

Anyways, I don't know what else to say about this. Nicely done, boys.

You're going to love this one or hate it, and its reviews don't show much in between. Descriptive words it brings to mind: quirky, film-school, amusing, gross, terrible, hilarious, odd, and possibly a cult classic. To Gen-X, it will likely call you back to an era of innocent childhood or teenage angst, to younger folks seeing it for the first time, the constant static in the background and poor definition may simply be off putting since they grew up in a world of excellent photo and video quality. If you have a few minutes to spare, this is a weird little flick that might be right up your alley, but be prepared... and don't let the kids in the room while you're watching! You'll see why.

..... if I found an old VHS recorder in a dumpster I might be inclined to shoot a few scenes, but I doubt I could come up with something this bad. Honestly, the quality is seriously bad. What good is having a 4K television if I'm looking at something that appears to be using ancient technology. Like from the 70's.

I watched it because it seemed to have a quirky story line, and it does although it was wonderfully disgusting, so it wasn't entirely a waste of time.

If they used modern tech to put this together, it wouldn't have made a difference. Best suggestion is some heavy editing, and cutting it down to about 45 minutes.