House of Sims

Sadly not all the Netflix budget in the world can make the Sims family in any way interesting.

The only thing interesting about this show is watching how Turkey teeth have the result of barely allowing people to open their mouths.

Imagine a show where ep1 the kind of lines that don't make the cutting room floor are 'I think my family are really close but I don't know because I don't know what other families are like'. That is the kind of insight you are in for whilst watching this dreadful show.

Another scene is just them talking about their flights. The problem is lack of talent, genuine good looks or any realistically interesting story line makes this series a total failure.

Honestly one of the worst most boring reality shows Iv ever seen. Chloe is there to use Vas and all his celebrity friends to make her look like she's actually famous yet has no talent. It's embarrassing watching a family who are talentless try to make it off their sister who is also talentless. I think they think their more famous and entertaining then they actually are... Netflix do yourself a favour and don't bring out another series. There is no drama, nothing viewers can relate to. The most cringey bit was when they was at the airport thinking they was A list celebrities because they were getting papped even though I would put money on it they were paid by Chloe to be there....

This is so poorly written, it's painful. The storylines are beyond boring and dumb. All of the sisters look the exact same - long fake hair extensions, insanely heavy make-up, plastic & over filled, ready to explode filler/botox look. It's giving desperate vibes. None of them have any talent so I'm left confused about how they're trying to make it in LA, since they have no talent to make it with. I think they believe that they are A list celebrities when in reality, most people in England don't even know who these people are. And now they've all resorted to making OnyFans content to stay relevant. Quite gross. Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

This is the most cringe thing I have ever watched! It's beyond awkward and the stupid prank set ups are just boring and sooooo vanilla! An absolute bunch of nobody's thinking they have talent when they don't have any. I would be shocked if this got approved for another series or be shown on any other platform! Don't get me started on Charlie as he is just ridiculous, dull, and just as pointless as the rest of them. Chloe may have been the longest member on towie but if she wants to see success look at billie Shepard and sister Sam as they are what you call talented and interesting!! The only thing I got from it was extra yawns and a nap as sacked off after episode 2!! Don't waste your time!

If this is what our world is coming to... then I am ready to let the aliens abduct me. The plastic surgery , the empty ness, the sheer neglect for everything other than themselves. Hahahah I'm in my 20s and this insults either side my generations. If this is what our world is coming to... then I am ready to let the aliens abduct me. The plastic surgery , the empty ness, the sheer neglect for everything other than themselves. Hahahah I'm in my 20s and this insults either side my generations. I copied that twice cos I couldn't give a flying fudge about the ruled please remove this absolutely tedious and honestly piece of sh** off the face or the earth thank you. :)