Killer Whales

This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).

You know those pitches on Shark Tank where Mark Cuban calls them a scam, and you know the entire pitch is over?

Well, imagine that all of those scam guys became judges, and they started judging even worse scam products.

That's Killer Whales.

They (hopefully) intentionally edit the show to be as horrible as possible. You will learn nothing about the companies; you will have no clue what they do, and then, just when you think you're about to learn, the pitch ends, and the judges decide if they sink or swim. You will have zero idea what is happening and then the next pitch starts.

If it's not intentionally edited to be this awful, then may God have mercy on their souls.

If you love dumb cringe people who think they are smart and cool watch this. Its great. I almost couldn't believe it's not satire. Nobody is self aware at all on this show. The projects are as bad as the daily twitter crypto scams you see fail every week. The hosts are unlikeable but also cant read the room which brings many awkward moments and laughs. The way they try to make crypto seem like a legitmate business while also having a youtuber as a supposed specialist is great. The production and editing is cheesy and trying to make it seem so professional and then they bring on a guy trying to start a housing brokerage while he lives in his inlaws basement and has no experience at all. This show encapsulates crypto perfectly.

Great comedy, though. Every good review is a crypto bro trying to suck you into their degenerate lifestyle. Going to fill the rest of this with a chat gpt poem about Taco Bell.

In realms where flavors dance with fiery zest, There lies a realm of fast food's grand acclaim, Where Taco Bell, with its eternal quest, Crafts culinary dreams within its name.

Oft have I stood before its beckoning sign, A symphony of crunch and seasoned meat, Where salsa sings and cheese and beans align, In every bite, a savory retreat.

The crunch of shell, the tang of salsa's kiss, Each taste a journey to a distant land, Where every craving finds its perfect bliss, And hunger yields to Taco Bell's command.

So here's to Taco Bell, forever bold, In every bite, a story to be told.

Absolutely pathetic how most of the user reviews are 10. I am genuinely at a loss for words. In terms of entertainment value this show definitely hits as of how comedic the lack of logic is. None of the judges have any ideas of what they are talking about and out of all the ideas, none of them make any sense. In terms of learning about crypto there is nothing of substance. They throw out buzzwords without showing any knowledge of what they mean. The positives of this show are that the judges have good banter, and the ideas that are presented are laughably bad as I have previously said. Seeing these positive reviews shows how brainwashed the crypto community is. The absolute worst show I have ever seen, but I enjoy laughing with my dad at the aspects of it so I'm glad it exists. I feel sorry for the people in these reviews who say this is a great way to learn about crypto.