Dracula, il lupo mannaro e l'uomo invisibile devono lavorare insieme per impedire al dottor Frankenstein di creare un mostro inarrestabile.Dracula, il lupo mannaro e l'uomo invisibile devono lavorare insieme per impedire al dottor Frankenstein di creare un mostro inarrestabile.Dracula, il lupo mannaro e l'uomo invisibile devono lavorare insieme per impedire al dottor Frankenstein di creare un mostro inarrestabile.
Nicholas Soden
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So bad I was laughing at myself for even watching until the end!
Like someone else mentioned it could have been great with the characters involved but the story is just all over the place and makes no sense at what some of their purpose is to assist Dracula get his daughter back and stop Frankenstein. They just seem to tag along lol! The guy who plays Dracula is probably the best thing about the movie, I feel bad that he was reduced to this role.
I literally couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was and then I just thought, well it's given me a good laugh at least.
Take it with a pinch of salt I'd say ;)
Like someone else mentioned it could have been great with the characters involved but the story is just all over the place and makes no sense at what some of their purpose is to assist Dracula get his daughter back and stop Frankenstein. They just seem to tag along lol! The guy who plays Dracula is probably the best thing about the movie, I feel bad that he was reduced to this role.
I literally couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was and then I just thought, well it's given me a good laugh at least.
Take it with a pinch of salt I'd say ;)
Who was the audience supposed to be? The horror crowd?...it failed. The drama crowd?....nope. The comedy/parody vultures? Heck no.
Of course, it is low budget and Michael Madsen is broke but that notwithstanding this is terrible. It has not redeeming features. The acting is terrible. The script is weary. The effects are poor. The direction amateurish. The lighting and cinematography lack any kind of subtlety. It really is is first class horse you know what.
So why not give it one? Well at least they tried. Making coherent and professional movies on this budget must be difficult and almost impossible to get In cinemas.
Doesn't stop it being rubbish though.
Of course, it is low budget and Michael Madsen is broke but that notwithstanding this is terrible. It has not redeeming features. The acting is terrible. The script is weary. The effects are poor. The direction amateurish. The lighting and cinematography lack any kind of subtlety. It really is is first class horse you know what.
So why not give it one? Well at least they tried. Making coherent and professional movies on this budget must be difficult and almost impossible to get In cinemas.
Doesn't stop it being rubbish though.
First the movie. Possibly one of the worst I have seen, and that includes my 2000+ reviews here. The lighting is so dark from scene to scene you might actually think the screen on your device has failed. The writing and acting and overall effect -- or lack of same -- will make you wish the film had originally been done in any language other than English. That way, at least, you could dismiss the end result as bad dubbing. Or bad subtitling. But none of that is "the" extraordinary thing about this film. The extraordinary thing about this release is that the marketer decided to throw all the lemons into the metaphorical blender and make lemonade. The press kit for MONSTER MASH actually touts the fact that it was shot in only 5 days -- like that is a plus! Feels more like 5 hours. Worse, some reviewers actually fell for this hustle, and praised the end result as "campy" ... and "fun". The only fun thing about this movie is pressing the STOP button and taking your trade elsewhere. Except for the marketing. The marketing is brilliant. And campy. And fun. ((Designated "IMDb Top Reviewer." Please check out my list "167+ Nearly-Perfect Movies (with the occasional Anime or TV miniseries) you can/should see again and again (1932 to the present))
So this is presented as by the Asylum, but I believe it's actually done by another firm (Acme Holdings, or something, it's not clear to me who actually made the film.)
But no matter, this is something Hollywood should be doing: Making movies fun again.
Cheesy? Mountains of it.
Low budget? Only the lowest.
Amateur acting? Sort of, it's not top notice but you could tell it was a labour of love and Ramses especially was having a great deal of fun with his part. They all did really, Dracula being reserved and mysterious, the Invisible Man drawing heavy inspiration from his counterpart in the Doom Squad. The Wolfman didn't have as much screen time as I would have liked to see, but he did well with what little he had. Indeed the only naff acting was from Dr. Frankenstein, the actor playing him was kind of going through the motions, which is kind of a shame as I am given to understand he has done much better in the past.
No matter, the plot is straightforward and there is little in the way of twists and turns, but all...err...mashed together, and you a fun little film that the big production houses could learn a thing or two from.
Definitely one for the group watch.
Cheesy? Mountains of it.
Low budget? Only the lowest.
Amateur acting? Sort of, it's not top notice but you could tell it was a labour of love and Ramses especially was having a great deal of fun with his part. They all did really, Dracula being reserved and mysterious, the Invisible Man drawing heavy inspiration from his counterpart in the Doom Squad. The Wolfman didn't have as much screen time as I would have liked to see, but he did well with what little he had. Indeed the only naff acting was from Dr. Frankenstein, the actor playing him was kind of going through the motions, which is kind of a shame as I am given to understand he has done much better in the past.
No matter, the plot is straightforward and there is little in the way of twists and turns, but all...err...mashed together, and you a fun little film that the big production houses could learn a thing or two from.
Definitely one for the group watch.
Asylum,Madsen,Frankenstein,Dracula,the invisible man etc etc etc. You know this ain't gonna be nowhere near a classic. But hey,take it for what it is.
Get some pop corn,a few beers and a brain removal and you'll be fine for a Saturday nights viewing. It's fun,campy,silly,corny and basically a tribute not to the classics but all the sketchy remakes of the classics that were enjoyed by horror fans all over.
People are gonna hate that's for sure but if you take it for what it is you'll find some joy out of it.
It doesn't take itself seriously and has some of the worst cgi about but I honestly think this could become a cult classic. Who knows eh?
I just love the fact that someone is keeping the classics alive even if its done on the cheap.
Get some pop corn,a few beers and a brain removal and you'll be fine for a Saturday nights viewing. It's fun,campy,silly,corny and basically a tribute not to the classics but all the sketchy remakes of the classics that were enjoyed by horror fans all over.
People are gonna hate that's for sure but if you take it for what it is you'll find some joy out of it.
It doesn't take itself seriously and has some of the worst cgi about but I honestly think this could become a cult classic. Who knows eh?
I just love the fact that someone is keeping the classics alive even if its done on the cheap.
Lo sapevi?
- QuizNear the end, the film has a "Fright Break" to allow squeamish viewers to turn it off before seeing the supposedly scary, gory scenes to follow. Variations on this have been used in other films, for instance "Chamber of Horrors" with Patrick O'Neal. As with that film, unfortunately, the scenes that follow in this one are neither scary nor particularly gory.
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