Dream Team

Storyline (?): In this absurdist homage to 90's basic cable TV thrillers, two hot INTERPOL agents uncover an international, interspecies mystery. A post-modern, soft-core fever dream.

Do you know what this means? I don't. What 90's basic cable thrillers? Did such a thing exist? Don't think so.

But none of that matters because it's very clear from the get-go that the word "absurdist" is code for "train wreck."

This movie is an incomprehensible mess. Poorly directed and even more poorly acted.

You'll have a hard time figuring out what it going on because, as I said, this is a train wreck of a movie.