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Transsensual goes whole hog for comical porn in this video, very often copying the slapstick and fake splatter of mayonnaise-looking cum familiar from competitors "Brazzers" and "Oopsie!". It's not what the label provided originally under Nica Noelle's direction, and comes off as just silly.

Ariel Demure stars in two of four of director Ricky Greenwood's vignettes. She seems to be trying for a Golden Globe comedy award and though that organization is not known for inclusion (pardon my understatement) they could create a fake award for her, perhaps "Best Tranfemale Slapstick Performance with Pesky Hard-On".

She's jealous of cute Maya Woulfe getting an engagement ring from a fey stud named Andy (he gets no screen credit) and ends up competing with him for Maya's hand (or is that hand-job?). The cliches of this scene are corny, such as fake cum, humping someone when they're caught bending over to search the refrigerator; caught in the act sex causing anger, and even a sort of cuckold humiliation when the girls duct tape Andy to a chair to make him watch the two of them humping.

Even sillier is Ariel's other scene, where she keeps trying to distract Lulu Chu who is glued to her phone. So we have her sticking her cock all over Lulu's body in vain, trying to get a reaction. Ariel's a blonde character in this one, after her usual brunette look in the previous vignette.

Lulu Chu pops up in a NonSex role as a nurse in a dumb scene starring Kasey Kei. KK goes to the clinic due to her constantly cumming hard-on that is impossible to control. She shoots some fake (mayonnaise) all over the floor and then ridiculously keeps spraying the doctor (Joel Someone) who digs the flavor. The scene continues with him trying to cure her by sticking his long dick up her posterior, and then she responds by pegging him. More fake cum is thrown around before they tire out.

Final segment is a pick-up basketball game featuring four studs: Daddio W, Steve Rickz, Ashley Stones and unidentified Andy. Coach Eva Maxim choses Steve and Daddio for a threesome, and they have sex outdoors on the court. Daddio delivers (invisibly of course) a fake creampie while Steve uses, you guessed it, some mayonnaise on poor Eva.

This is just another example of the gonzo revolution, where gross-out replaces eroticism.