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Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie

Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie

Unfortunately, Kill Me if You Dare (2024) is a total miss. Our stars don't have much of a flair for dark comedy, but this heartless, humorless, joyless screenplay is the murder weapon here. It kills this lame idea for a movie.

4.7/10 (Yes?)

Really not sure what to make of this movie. It's not that I disliked it. I found it funny and quirky, but also dry and mediocre. The chemistry between the husband and wife and their friends was really good. Each one was a little different, but they all find a common ground. Really it's just a 90 minute film that follows a couple who's in a constant state of paranoia after hitting a large lottery. There's nothing overly emotional about the film nor nothing that gets you excited. Sometimes I got a laugh out, but most were just nose breathing chuckles. It basically seesaws its way through "my partner wants to kill me, my partner wants to kill me not". Objectively I would say if you want to check it out then do so as you may find the film better than I do and enjoyable.

That's all for now. Thank you for taking the time to read my review. Until next time.... Enjoy the show!

Luck or bad luck? A winning lottery ticket shakes up a couple's relationship, as they plan to eliminate each other in order to keep the money. A winning lottery ticket seriously impacts the lives of a couple, when the husband and wife start planning to kill each other so as not to share the prize.

Cute, silly and funny, nothing too deep, just a light and carefree distraction... A couple with no definition, who try to kill each other in a crazy and very unsuccessful way, and to make matters worse, the couple's two friends, in a crazy way, try to kill them both (!?!?!?) for the money, it could have been worse, it was just regular, watchable and almost legal...

So the idea of this movie was intriguing enough for me to give it a try, despite it being outside my usual taste, but boy was i disappointed. Honestly if you want to waste 90 mins of your life, give this a try.

The story, for what it was, is about a married couple that, despite seeming to be in love, suddenly want to kill each other, with no regard for the consequences, if they can get away with it or why they would even want to in the first place. Sure it get it, money can change people, but these people do not act like real people at all. They seem devoid of real characteristics + there is no character background at all, just 'some random married couple'.

The worst parts of this though are the screenplay + the script. It felt like it was written by a 7 year old. It just didn't make any sense or explain anything, just people acting dumb and crucially, it isn't at all funny, not even in a funny cos it's bad kinda way.

I watched this to the end to see if it was worth it, i'll save you time. It isn't.

This is the only Polish movie i have seen to date & i hope Polish are not offended by this, cos i would be, it's embarrassingly bad.

The film is extremely stupid, a typical Polish comedy whose plot is that people don't talk to each other and draw conclusions from, I don't know, rain and a crystal ball. Nothing in this movie is funny and nothing is true. People are stripped of personality, dignity, character and feelings. They all seem barely sketched.

But what hurt me the most and what disgusted me the most was the showing of my beloved Warsaw and my beloved country. The interiors, streets and places are artificial and repulsive, stripped of their color. These are just decorations from breakfast TV. Something terrible. I am ashamed that such bad titles are produced in my country.