SKYND: Heaven's Gate

Ah, hold onto your seats, folks, because SKYND's latest snooze-fest, "Heaven's Gate," is about to put you into a coma. You'd think a shock band known for their true crime fascination would bring some edge to the table, but instead, we get a video as soulless as a vacuum cleaner. I mean, seriously, this band has been on the circuit since 2018, but it looks like they're running out of steam faster than a geriatric hamster on a wheel. And don't even get me started on the song itself - this is about as terrifying as a marshmallow. I'd sooner expect to be scared by my cat playing with a ball of yarn. So, here's to SKYND, the masters of dullness, proving once again that they can turn even the most gruesome true crime stories into a lullaby. Seriously, there is just nothing related to the story of the cult. Where is the poisoned drink, where is the second founder of the cult, where is the Hale-Bopp comet? The clip is absolutely empty and looks as cheap as possible. In fact, there's like only two scenes in the video - Skynd sings and plays with curtains and some old grandpa standing in a T-pose, and then falls. No symbolism, no connection to the true story of the Heaven's Gate cult.

Keep up the lackluster work! =)