Les Femmes de Footballeurs XXX

Dorcel's house director Herve Bodilis boasts of how well this project turned out, when watching it proves him to be a liar. Or if not that, merely delusional a la our dear misbegotten president.

Admitting that he doesn't want to make a movie about football (soccer of course) he focuses on the stereotypical spouses of successful soccer stars. Other than a repeated stock shot of a full stadium the feature has nothing to do with soccer, sports or anything, other than porn's main theme of infidelity.

Dorcel superstar Lola Reve, here early in her career (Bodilis indicates in the "Making of" short subject that this is her first acting with scripted dialog role) is sleeping with footballer hubby Mike Angelo's agent Pascal Saint-James, with the show opening with her servicing Pascal in the locker room. Angelo is sanctioned for head-butting during the match (we don't see this or any other sports content), and in danger of losing all his valuable endorsements.

What passes for plot in Bodilis's mindless scenario is Pascal not only cuckolding poor Mike but also working to shift all his endorsements to another footballer named Vince (played by an obscure porn actor named Vince), who's married to the luscious Anna Polina. Otherwise, we're treated to an exceedingly dull orgy in a night club where the ballers like to hang out (and ball) plus other sex filler. Best scene by consensus is blonde Blanche Bradburry as a dominatrix giving smug but submissive Pascal a good BDSM working over.

Faster than you can say "put on a condom" in French, the tiresome soufflé of a DVD implodes and we're left with nothing. Other than gazing at busty Euro lovelies, including Abbie Cat and the impressive Shalina Devine, it's been a waste of time.