The WORST films I've ever seen

Fake ID is the hysterical satire of a young man coming ot terms with his heterosexuality in a gay world.

Fay Grim heads to Paris in pursuit of her deceased husband's notebooks, which could contain information that compromises the security of the U.S. But she's not the only one who is after them, and she's forced into a life-changing decision.

A group of diverse individuals are suddenly taken from their homes and flown via helicopter to a futuristic bomb shelter in the desert, one-third of a mile below the surface of the Earth. There, they learn that a nuclear holocaust is taking place and that they've been "chosen" by computer to survive in the shelter in order to continue the human race. The shelter is designed to allow the people to exist underground comfortably for years, but they are faced with a threat nobody could have predicted: a colony of thousands of bloodthirsty vampire bats finds a way into the shelter and launches a series of vicious attacks where they claim the humans one by one.

Reluctantly Bill agrees to spend a weekend on his brother-in-law's boat in the Bahamas. But he and his wife are not the only invited passengers, and instead of a few relaxing days at sea Bill experiences something that shakes his whole existence.

Notorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine goes up against a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".

A controlling, manipulative father locks his three adult offspring in a state of perpetual childhood by keeping them prisoner within the sprawling family compound.

A psychologically disturbed matriarch presides over her damaged family of bank-robbing misfits.

Two students, Gerardo and Jonas, are in love. However, Jonas becomes obsessed with another boy, which leads to Gerardo moving into arms of Sergio.

The investigation into a kidnapping of the daughter of a high-ranking US government official.

Count Dracula teams up with a mad doctor to revive the Frankenstein Monster.

The Shelleys visit Lord Byron and compete to write a horror story.

A teacher on a Greek island becomes involved in bizarre mind games with the island's magus (magician) and a beautiful young woman.

During a war in an imaginary country, unscrupulous soldiers recruit poor farmers with promises of an easy and happy life. Two of these farmers write to their wives of their exploits.

Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.

When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.

Two bumbling press agents must search for a zombie to fulfill a commitment to their ex-gangster boss's new nightclub or face the consequences.

The manager of Kay Kyser's band books them for a birthday bash for an heiress at a spooky mansion, where sinister forces try to kill her.

In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after almost twenty years of hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity.

The once-happy marriage between brooding painter Frederic and his movie-star wife Angele hits the rocks when another couple joins them on a Roman holiday.

With a catastrophic event rapidly approaching, 18 people vie for 10 spots in the small town's only bomb shelter.

During a three-day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

A radio host is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas marshal hunts them.

A college student becomes lab assistant to a scientist who is working on a serum that can transform humans into snakes.

When an anti-terrorist agent working deep undercover is slipped a drug that causes permanent memory loss, he realizes he has only 48 hours to protect his identity and save his life.

When a young couple end up with a number of top secret Russian documents, they become the targets of the CIA, the FBI, and even an evil toy-maker.