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Beyonce. VMAs. 2014. It happened. And it was long. Beyonce's epic performance mashed up a bunch of songs from her most recent album, and we dropped the partition, embraced our flawlessness, and got drunk in love for the big event. Oh, and then the camera kept panning to Jay Z holding Blue Ivy in the audience. Can you even? Can you just. Here are ten tweets that best encapsulated the experience. "Babe, you wanna take the limo home?" "No, Jay, I'm gonna walk," she says, striding up into the night sky — Richard Lawson (@rilaws) August 25, 2014 I do wish Beyoncé had done some past hits too like Justin Timberlake did last year, but shhh don't tell. I don't want to die. #Vma #VMAs — Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) August 25, 2014 Thoughts: I'm glad everyone's discovering Jessie J! Met Iggy in an elevator and she was super nice. Every time I see Blue Ivy, I cry.

The Goop website announced that America's Sourhearts Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating -- er, "consciously uncoupling" -- after 10 years. Avast: Another sliding door is opened. Twitter took to the news with some decent cynicism. Here are the 10 best tweets I found about the separation, plus one of my own to start it off. Put on "The Scientist," weep, and take it all in. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are getting divorced, citing "insufferable similarities." — Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 25, 2014 "Chris, I have Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck on the line for you?" "Put them through." — Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 25, 2014 Their lawyers are all: "My client didn't like 'Mylo Xyloto' very much." "Well *my* client didn't like 'Thanks For Sharing' very much!" — bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) March 25, 2014 If posting a letter asking people to respect your privacy during your divorce, plz realize the irony of posting it on your...