From the desk of Nswo president Walter Fink:The National Suicide Watch Organization has confirmed that suicides have fallen by an incredible 82% since Summit Entertainment released these three new Twilight Saga: Eclipse banners.One banner shows Edward, Bella and Jacob together. The other two are of Riley coming out of the water and of The Volturi standing around looking at something. The effect on troubled youth and adults alike has been nothing short of amazing.Here are some testimonials:Pat Loptid Meteroo - 20"I was really bummed when I hadn't seen any new Twilight materials in quite some time. My parents just don't understand how hard it is for today's youth to fit in. If Summit hadn't released these banners, you would have found my body three days from now in a sewage pipe with 15 Twinkies shoved down my throat. Thank you Bella!"Cat Star Stevie Sicko - 17"Who knows why...
- 5/20/2010
- LRMonline.com
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