Quotes

We're not about sports entertainment, we're about wrestling!

(Immediately after starting to do color commentary on WWF Raw is War again) "Well, has the commentary on this show sucked without me or what?"

At the 2006 ECW One Night Stand pay per view, on the resurrection of ECW: The Tribe of Extreme has risen again!

Creatively speaking, I think the "anti-hardcore" promos that Mick Foley did in 1995 were the most creative and best performed interviews in the history of [professional wrestling], bar none.

I am the One behind the One in 21-1

My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Streak!

Why? Why does this surprise you? I told you this was going to happen. Did you doubt my strategy? Did you doubt that I could lead the single greatest most accomplished athlete in WWE history to do what he was born to do, to conquer the streak? Brock Lesnar conquered the NCAA Division 1 heavyweight championship. A dairy farm boy from South Dakota? Brock Lesnar was the youngest WWE champion; four months in the WWE and he pins The Rock in the middle of the ring and becomes the Undisputed champion. Brock Lesnar goes to UFC and in his third UFC fight he knocks out the greatest UFC heavyweight of all time, Randy Couture, to be the UFC heavyweight champion. Why would you ever doubt this man would be capable of conquering the streak. And when he is guided by Paul Heyman's strategy... I told you I wanted the streak. I got what I wanted. I get everything I want because yea, though I walk through the valley of the Deadman, I fear no evil because I walk beside Brock Lesnar.