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Welcome to this week’s Nwa: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Susan Sarandon and her army of Tim Robbins robots are at the door! SS: I’m a great actor! Tim Robbins Robots: …and the Oscar goes to… SS: I have huge tits! Robots: Size Double Z Tittiezzzzzzz!!!!!!! SS: I f–ked a moron for twenty years! Robots: Penis is warrantied! Me: Why are you always farting? SS: My secret! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes) Robots: Freedom! Stinky, stinky freedom! Me: Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…starts after all those damn Rs. Billy Dorgan is a dumbass.

[Author’s Note: Tyrus and Thom Lattimer appear in this show and have been accused of rape and assault respectively. Both men have not been found guilty or innocent of their alleged crimes in a court of law. If you are alarmed or upset by the presence of the accused, then viewer discretion is advised]. Match #1: Sal Rinauro def.

Welcome to this review of the National Wrestling Alliance’s Nwa: Back For the Attack Pay Per View, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show brings the Nwa back to PPV and to the public in general. I rode my camel McGod to this venue so we can talk about this show. McGod: I am McGod! Bow peasants! Me: Alright. Hold on… McGod: Forthwith my foot up your peasant asses! Bestow unto me that sweet, sweet pussae! Me: Wait. Wait. McGod: Move aside! I take large steps! Me: Hold on… (McGod knocks down Nathan) Me: Ow! Damn it! Ow! McGod: I shall begin this review! So begineth this discussion! Me: That’s my li… McGod: Bow peasants!

[Author’s Note: The following review features wrestlers who have been previously accused of sexual harassment (Tyrus) or domestic assault. These wrestlers may or may not have been found guilty of their alleged crimes. If their respective appearances on this show alarms or offends you, then viewer discretion is advised.]

Match #1: Slice Boogie defeated Crimson, Jax Dane and Jordan Clearwater The Score: 5 out of 10

Match #2: Tyrus defeated Jr Kratos The Score: 2 out of 10

Match #3: Elijah Burke...

Welcome to this week’s Nwa: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Power is back! I’m not spelling it with the dumb triple r thing. I hate the way Pumpkin Boy books the Nwa. I have a feeling we’ll get more of the same with the return of Powerrr, but at least the Nwa was not sold to Vince McMahon (that we know of). Dokken’s “Into the Fire” is back as the theme. Don’t f—k with Dokken! With that, I say it’s time to get right to it. Nwa: Power starts…go fish!

[Author’s Note: The following review contains wrestlers (Tyrus and possibly Thom Lattimer) accused of sexual misconduct, crimes of which have neither been proven or disproven. If this offends you, then viewer discretion should be advised]

Match #1: Kamille def. Alex Gracia The Score: 5 out of 10 The Good: There was no nonsense here. This...