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It is no secret that the genre of horror is saturated, like a wet diaper, with films that should never really have been made, films that are so bad they’re, well, bad. I know that sometimes a film is made that is often a train-wreck yet manages to be entertaining, but surrounding those films exists a bunch of motion picture atrocities that fail on all levels, and those are the films I’ll be looking at in this column. Now, you might not agree with the films I mention here, you might even be a fan of some of them, and that’s fine, this is merely my personal opinions on what I feel are the true horror’s of the horror genre, the poison in the water supply that made me, when I saw them, want to Linda Blair my guts against the nearest wall. These are in...

Babes get slashed in Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells horror comedy 'Girls Gone Dead' and you can see just some of the sun-soaked stunners getting sliced and diced in the trailer below. 'Girls Gone Dead' features, of course, a splendid range of young hotties frolicking around in their bikinis and even some topless girls deciding that even that's too much clothing. All the fun quickly turns to bloodshed as a Spring Break killer goes on the rampage plowing his war hammer into babes and bros left, right and center. 'Girls Gone Dead' stars Katie Peterson, Caley Hayes, Linnea Quigley ('The Return of the Living Dead'), Al Sapienza, Shawn C. Phillips, Ron Jeremy, comedian Beetlejuice and pornstar Ryan Keely. Check out the trailer and poster below...

At the time of this writing, directors Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells’ boob-centric horror/comedy “Girls Gone Dead” is enjoying a 9.1 rating on IMDb from a whopping 17 users. Since the website is known for its accurate rating system, there’s simply no way anyone associated with the production could have tinkered with that number. In fact, forbid the thought from ever entering your brain again. With a name like “Girls Gone Dead”, you know you’re getting quality. Plus, it stars Beetlejuice. Not that one. The other one. Press release nonsense straight ahead: A hilarious throwback to the sexy 80s’ comedy/horror flicks. Girls Gone Dead centers around six beautiful high school friends reuniting for spring break during their freshman year in college — only to find a sadistic killer with a medieval war hammer has targeted them! With a cast filled with notorious celebs and personalities – such as...

Every time we see commercials for those "Girls Gone Wild" videos, the only thing that goes through our minds (after we rub one out of course) is, "Wow. Your parents must be really proud of you." Well, at least they weren't killed by a nut dressed as a monk, right? Oh wait...

Michael Hoffman, Jr., and Aaron T. Wells co-direct Archstone Entertainment's Girls Gone Dead, starring Ron Jeremy, Linnea Quigley, Al Sapienza, Shawn C. Phillips, Beetlejuice, Jerry Lawler, Ryan Keely, and Caley Hayes.

Synopsis

Six former cheerleaders decide to spend their first college spring break partying at Manatee Creek, but the weekend turns deadly when a killer armed with a battle axe is let loose.

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Directors Michael Hoffman Jr. (Spring Break Massacre) & Aaron T. Wells have been pretty tight lipped about the upcoming Girls Gone Dead. From what I gather expect something that is a cross between American Pie & The Slumber Party Massacre. In fact, the new poster for Girls Gone Dead pays tribute to The Slumber Party Massacre if you pay careful attention to how the bodies of the film's potential victims are placed in this poster image. In fact, this poster image is the first bit of news to come out about Girls Gone Dead in some time. So for the meantime enjoy this poster and a plot synopsis (down below, after the jump) for Girls Gone Dead until we can find out some more info about this film later on.

In Girls Gone Dead, Rebecca, a beautiful young woman coming into her own, has been raised in a sheltered religious environment by her overbearing mother.

Playing on the whole Girls Gone Wild concept comes new comedy horror 'Girls Gone Dead' from co-directing team Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells. A group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer with a medieval war hammer and battle axe during their first Spring Break from college. So yes of course all the girls are getting Hammered! The project which stars Krystyna Ahlers, Caley Hayes, Linnea Quigley ('The Return of the Living Dead'), Al Sapienza, Shawn C. Phillips and comedian dwarf Beetlejuice as well as pornstars Ron Jeremy and Ryan Keely (below) has moved into post-production. You can check out the elongated plot synopsis and some early sales art direct from Afm 2011 below....

Michael Hoffman, Jr. and Aaron T. Wells are in post-production on Girls Gone Dead . Here, a group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer with a medieval war hammer and battle axe during their first Spring Break from college. Um, did you expect anything more from a film with that title? Ron Jeremy, Linnea Quigley and "Beetlejuice" are part of the cast, perhaps for cameo roles.

Another bit of eye candy has come our way for the latest horror comedy featuring a pile of young bodies, porn stars and a boatload of laughs. Read on for the skinny ...

Michael Hoffman, Jr. and Aaron T. Wells co-direct Archstone Entertainment's Girls Gone Dead, starring Ron Jeremy, Linnea Quigley, Al Sapienza, Shawn C. Phillips, Beetlejuice, Jerry Lawler, Ryan Keely and Caley Hayes.

Synopsis

Six former cheerleaders decide to spend their first college spring break partying at Manatee Creek, but the weekend turns deadly when a killer armed with a battle axe is let loose.

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