In the life I live when I close my eyes, Giada De Laurentiis is my girlfriend. We eat leftovers from tapings of Everyday Italian and watch the sunset from our beachside, open-air Malibu breakfast nook while discussing in English and a variety of broken romance languages how Batali and Paltrow need to learn to keep their revelry to a minimum. Yes, she makes me watch Big Night a little too often, and yes, we get in fights because she hardly ever cooks for me, but all that’s Ok because she’s the object of my deepest infatuation since I graduated Jr. High and stopped watching Singled Out. She’s perfect, though I can see someone (especially the savvy fanboy behind this site) make an argument that there are at least a couple aspects of Giada that could use improvement: 1) She uses too many ingredients when she cooks. 2) She’s wearing too much clothing.
- 2/17/2009
- by Joshua Cohen
- Tilzy.tv
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