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Pamela Kempthorne and her husband Allin wrote and both star in campy and low-budget hilarious so-bad-it-is-probably-good British vampire movie The Vampires of Bloody Island.

"We've really taken the 'ole nostalgic 'Ammer Studios style of vampiah film, with 'at chahmingly English creepah feel, and piled on lashes of yumour and speciahl effects," they say, with quaint British accents, while eating clotted cream.

The Vampires of Bloody Island is a comedy horror story which harks back to the style and nostalgia of the British Hammer vampire movies of the 1970's. Filled to it's rotting rafters with creepy comical characters and plenty of exploding vampires, it's a laugh-packed send up of every vampire film you've ever loved.

Check out some stills and the trailer...

Just check out some of these fucking hilarious film stills and the trailer:

This is Pamela Kempthorne herself, as Morticia de'Ath

I haven't seen anything like this since Screech of the Decapitated.

The UK indie distributer Wibbell Productions has announced that the new British comedy/horror film, The Vampires of Bloody Island, will be arriving on DVD in the UK, USA, and Canada sometime before Christmas! The Vampires of Bloody Island stars Pamela Kempthorne as Vampire Noblewoman Morticia de'Ath, Leon Hamilton as her zombie servant Grunt and Oliver Gray as eccentric English demon hunter Professor Hans Van Rental. It is set on a fictional island off a remote part of the English coast called Bloody Island, where the locals fear for their lives as every night they lock their doors and hang-up fresh garlic to protect themselves from "Vampires and werewolves... and virgins!"...