Stars: Eddie Nason, Anthony Hoang, Michael Armata, Paul Anthony Rogers, Taylor West, Adam Wolf Mayerson, Jordan Mitchell-Love, David Rackl | Written and Directed by Paul Anthony Rogers
Oh my god, where to start with Crypsis? The official plot line goes something like this: “A group of friends make a bet to see who can survive camping on an island for a night. Unbeknownst to them, a strange creature lurks throughout the night terrorizing their every move, and sound is their biggest enemy.” But in reality what we get is a bunch of unlikeable, obnoxious bro-types going to an island, being as bitchy and annoying as any female genre stereotype could be (which is the Only refreshing thing about this film!) and getting picked off one by one by an extra from Lord of the Rings.
Can you tell I didn’t like Crypsis? Because I really didn’t. Between the cliched...
Oh my god, where to start with Crypsis? The official plot line goes something like this: “A group of friends make a bet to see who can survive camping on an island for a night. Unbeknownst to them, a strange creature lurks throughout the night terrorizing their every move, and sound is their biggest enemy.” But in reality what we get is a bunch of unlikeable, obnoxious bro-types going to an island, being as bitchy and annoying as any female genre stereotype could be (which is the Only refreshing thing about this film!) and getting picked off one by one by an extra from Lord of the Rings.
Can you tell I didn’t like Crypsis? Because I really didn’t. Between the cliched...
- 1/3/2020
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
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