Just when you thought house hunting couldn’t get more stressful, For Sale By Exorcist arrives with a supernatural twist that makes bidding wars look tame by comparison. The horror-comedy feature debut from Melissa Lamartina is now available on VOD, bringing demonic possessions, bleeding walls and property value woes together in a gloriously unhinged genre mash-up.
Set in the cutthroat world of haunted house real estate, the film follows Susan Price, a fast-talking realtor with a unique sideline—she’s also a certified exorcist. Played with deadpan charm by Emily Classen, Susan has built a reputation flipping cursed properties into market-ready homes, one banishment at a time. But when she finally finds her dream house, the tables turn. The spirits she’s evicted over the years begin to strike back, determined to ensure her forever home becomes her final resting place.
Billed as This Is Spinal Tap by way of Poltergeist,...
Set in the cutthroat world of haunted house real estate, the film follows Susan Price, a fast-talking realtor with a unique sideline—she’s also a certified exorcist. Played with deadpan charm by Emily Classen, Susan has built a reputation flipping cursed properties into market-ready homes, one banishment at a time. But when she finally finds her dream house, the tables turn. The spirits she’s evicted over the years begin to strike back, determined to ensure her forever home becomes her final resting place.
Billed as This Is Spinal Tap by way of Poltergeist,...
- 3/23/2025
- by Oliver Mitchell
- Love Horror
Stars: Emily Classen, John Dimes, Kalima Young | Written by Chris Lamartina, Rob Walker | Directed by Melissa Lamartina
Susan Price is a real estate agent, she also happens to be a certified exorcist. That’s actually a pretty good combination, as she picks up haunted houses on the cheap, gets rid of the ghosts and sells them at a profit. She’s the central character in director Melissa Lamartina’s film For Sale by Exorcist. Written by her husband Chris Lamartina and Rob Walker with Eduardo Sanchez as one of the producers it’s a mockumentary about Susan’s struggles to clear the house of her dreams of all the spirits she’s cast out of their homes before they turn her into a spirit as well.
We hear about her start in real estate, being tasked with selling the homes the agency couldn’t move, one of which was the...
Susan Price is a real estate agent, she also happens to be a certified exorcist. That’s actually a pretty good combination, as she picks up haunted houses on the cheap, gets rid of the ghosts and sells them at a profit. She’s the central character in director Melissa Lamartina’s film For Sale by Exorcist. Written by her husband Chris Lamartina and Rob Walker with Eduardo Sanchez as one of the producers it’s a mockumentary about Susan’s struggles to clear the house of her dreams of all the spirits she’s cast out of their homes before they turn her into a spirit as well.
We hear about her start in real estate, being tasked with selling the homes the agency couldn’t move, one of which was the...
- 3/19/2025
- by Jim Morazzini
- Nerdly
It is so hard to find Horror movies that want to be fun these days. Everything is so serious and depressingly realistic. But thankfully, there is still a small group of filmmakers who just want you to have a good time when you sit down on a Friday night to watch something new. For Sale By Exorcist, from director Melissa Lamartina, is a rip-roaring good time filled with spooky ghosts, goofy gags, and zero complicated metaphors. If you’re looking for something silly after a long work week, this indie horror comedy is just what the witch doctor ordered.
Presented as a documentary about ‘real-life’ realtor/certified exorcist Susan Price (Emily Classen), For Sale By Exorcist follows the trials and tribulations of navigating today’s tumultuous real estate market, all while trying to evict some stubborn poltergeist. Over the years, Susan has made a name for herself finding buyers for...
Presented as a documentary about ‘real-life’ realtor/certified exorcist Susan Price (Emily Classen), For Sale By Exorcist follows the trials and tribulations of navigating today’s tumultuous real estate market, all while trying to evict some stubborn poltergeist. Over the years, Susan has made a name for herself finding buyers for...
- 3/16/2025
- by Jonathan Dehaan
A new horror film from A24 is now playing in theaters, the latest Samara Weaving genre movie is available for you at home, and Terrifier 3 now has its own official streaming documentary.
Here’s all the new horror that released March 10 – March 14, 2025!
For daily reminders about new horror releases, be sure to follow @HorrorCalendar.
Now streaming on Screambox is the horror-thriller Uncontained, in which a mysterious drifter struggles to protect an abandoned boy and his little sister from an infection that turns people into a feral-like state and a ruthless militia leader searching for his missing daughter.
Subscribe to the Bloody Disgusting-powered Screambox by the end of the day today, March 14, 2025, with the code SB3 to get your first three months for just $2.99/month!
Uncontained marks the feature debut of police officer-turned-video game writer and technical director Morley Nelson (The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, Mib: Alien Crisis).
Morley Nelson...
Here’s all the new horror that released March 10 – March 14, 2025!
For daily reminders about new horror releases, be sure to follow @HorrorCalendar.
Now streaming on Screambox is the horror-thriller Uncontained, in which a mysterious drifter struggles to protect an abandoned boy and his little sister from an infection that turns people into a feral-like state and a ruthless militia leader searching for his missing daughter.
Subscribe to the Bloody Disgusting-powered Screambox by the end of the day today, March 14, 2025, with the code SB3 to get your first three months for just $2.99/month!
Uncontained marks the feature debut of police officer-turned-video game writer and technical director Morley Nelson (The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, Mib: Alien Crisis).
Morley Nelson...
- 3/14/2025
- by John Squires
- bloody-disgusting.com
Directed by Melissa Lamartina, For Sale By Exorcist will be available for rent or purchase on video-on-demand starting on March 11th, courtesy of Dread, but we have an exclusive clip you can watch right now!
"Think the current housing market is a nightmare? Wait 'til you take a tour of the demonic dwellings in For Sale By Exorcist, a new horror comedy released through LA.-based Epic Pictures’ horror label, Dread. Available for rent or purchase on video-on-demand beginning March 11, 2025, the film will also be screening at the Nevermore Film Festival in Durham, North Carolina on February 28th and March 1st with director Melissa Lamartina in attendance.
Executive produced by Ed Sanchez, the director of The Blair Witch Project; directed by Melissa Lamartina, the writer of the hit horror video game, Amanda the Adventurer; and co-written by Chris Lamartina of Wnuf Halloween Special fame and Rob Walker of the satire...
"Think the current housing market is a nightmare? Wait 'til you take a tour of the demonic dwellings in For Sale By Exorcist, a new horror comedy released through LA.-based Epic Pictures’ horror label, Dread. Available for rent or purchase on video-on-demand beginning March 11, 2025, the film will also be screening at the Nevermore Film Festival in Durham, North Carolina on February 28th and March 1st with director Melissa Lamartina in attendance.
Executive produced by Ed Sanchez, the director of The Blair Witch Project; directed by Melissa Lamartina, the writer of the hit horror video game, Amanda the Adventurer; and co-written by Chris Lamartina of Wnuf Halloween Special fame and Rob Walker of the satire...
- 3/6/2025
- by Jonathan James
- DailyDead
For Sale By Exorcist: "Think the current housing market is a nightmare? Wait 'til you take a tour of the demonic dwellings in For Sale By Exorcist, a new horror comedy released through LA.-based Epic Pictures’ horror label, Dread. Available for rent or purchase on video-on-demand beginning March 11, 2025, the film will also be screening at the Nevermore Film Festival in Durham, North Carolina on February 28th and March 1st with director Melissa Lamartina in attendance.
Executive produced by Ed Sanchez, the director of The Blair Witch Project; directed by Melissa Lamartina, the writer of the hit horror video game, Amanda the Adventurer; and co-written by Chris Lamartina of Wnuf Halloween Special fame and Rob Walker of the satire site The Hard Times; For Sale By Exorcist is a morbid mockumentary that blends gasps and giggles.
For Sale By Exorcist follows Susan Price, a savvy realtor and certified exorcist who...
Executive produced by Ed Sanchez, the director of The Blair Witch Project; directed by Melissa Lamartina, the writer of the hit horror video game, Amanda the Adventurer; and co-written by Chris Lamartina of Wnuf Halloween Special fame and Rob Walker of the satire site The Hard Times; For Sale By Exorcist is a morbid mockumentary that blends gasps and giggles.
For Sale By Exorcist follows Susan Price, a savvy realtor and certified exorcist who...
- 2/13/2025
- by Jonathan James
- DailyDead
If you thought the housing market was scary, wait until you watch the trailer for For Sale by Exorcist.
Executive produced by The Blair Witch Project director Eduardo Sanchez, the mockumentary will possess Digital and VOD on March 11 from Dread.
Melissa Lamartina (Amanda the Adventurer) makes her feature directorial debut from a script by husband Chris Lamartina (Wnuf Halloween Special) and Rob Walker.
Susan Price is a savvy realtor and certified exorcist who’s spent years flipping haunted houses across the country, but as she hunts for her own forever home, the ghosts she’s evicted return for revenge. Will Susan settle with these vengeful spirits… or could she lose her life along with her down payment?
Emily Classen, John Dimes, Tatiana Ford, Julian Ball, Helenmary Ball, and Penny Nichols star in the horror-comedy.
“For a movie with a groin-grabbing succubus and death-metal necromancers, For Sale By Exorcist has a surprising amount of heart,...
Executive produced by The Blair Witch Project director Eduardo Sanchez, the mockumentary will possess Digital and VOD on March 11 from Dread.
Melissa Lamartina (Amanda the Adventurer) makes her feature directorial debut from a script by husband Chris Lamartina (Wnuf Halloween Special) and Rob Walker.
Susan Price is a savvy realtor and certified exorcist who’s spent years flipping haunted houses across the country, but as she hunts for her own forever home, the ghosts she’s evicted return for revenge. Will Susan settle with these vengeful spirits… or could she lose her life along with her down payment?
Emily Classen, John Dimes, Tatiana Ford, Julian Ball, Helenmary Ball, and Penny Nichols star in the horror-comedy.
“For a movie with a groin-grabbing succubus and death-metal necromancers, For Sale By Exorcist has a surprising amount of heart,...
- 2/11/2025
- by Alex DiVincenzo
- bloody-disgusting.com
Perennial indie horror favorite Wnuf Halloween Special and its recent sequel, Out There Halloween Mega Tape, are about to expand into a cinematic universe with a new installment and a spin-off.
At the recent Hometown Horror and Hops convention in Plymouth, Ma, Wnuf Halloween Special and Out There Halloween Mega Tape writer-director Chris Lamartina gave Bloody Disgusting an exclusive scoop on the upcoming Wnuf projects and more.
Up first is a spin-off titled Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond.
Lamartina previews, “We’re almost wrapped production on Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond, a Wnuf spin-off starring George Stover who is reprising his role as B-movie star Reed Richmond from Out There Halloween Mega Tape.
“I’ve joked that if the plan is to make Wnuf a true trilogy, Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond is my Ewok Adventure. It’s this weird little standalone project that’s not really...
At the recent Hometown Horror and Hops convention in Plymouth, Ma, Wnuf Halloween Special and Out There Halloween Mega Tape writer-director Chris Lamartina gave Bloody Disgusting an exclusive scoop on the upcoming Wnuf projects and more.
Up first is a spin-off titled Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond.
Lamartina previews, “We’re almost wrapped production on Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond, a Wnuf spin-off starring George Stover who is reprising his role as B-movie star Reed Richmond from Out There Halloween Mega Tape.
“I’ve joked that if the plan is to make Wnuf a true trilogy, Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond is my Ewok Adventure. It’s this weird little standalone project that’s not really...
- 10/15/2024
- by Alex DiVincenzo
- bloody-disgusting.com
Tales From The Void Trailer: "Cineverse Corp. (Nasdaq: Cnvs), an innovative streaming technology and entertainment company, alongside Bloody Disgusting, its horror division, and Screambox, have announced today they are unleashing new original series Tales From the Void, just in time for Halloween.
The anthology will feature six chilling tales based on stories from r/NoSleep, with two episodes premiering exclusively on Screambox every Sunday between October 13 and October 27 in the US, airing the next day on Super Channel in Canada, and available to buy or rent on digital platforms the following Tuesday.
Tales From the Void covers a wide spectrum of horror, from creepy dolls to unborn children, unsolved mysteries to serial murders, and unexplained phenomena to creatures that stalk the night. Each unnerving tale blends genre thrills with social commentary to explore the darker side of the human psyche. Each episode of the series is accompanied by a post-show...
The anthology will feature six chilling tales based on stories from r/NoSleep, with two episodes premiering exclusively on Screambox every Sunday between October 13 and October 27 in the US, airing the next day on Super Channel in Canada, and available to buy or rent on digital platforms the following Tuesday.
Tales From the Void covers a wide spectrum of horror, from creepy dolls to unborn children, unsolved mysteries to serial murders, and unexplained phenomena to creatures that stalk the night. Each unnerving tale blends genre thrills with social commentary to explore the darker side of the human psyche. Each episode of the series is accompanied by a post-show...
- 10/1/2024
- by Jonathan James
- DailyDead
Romance sparks between Igor and Frankenstein’s Monster in “Pride of Frankenstein,” a brand new music video from surf punk weirdos Beach Creeper that Bloody Disgusting is debuting today. Just in time for Pride Month, you can watch the electrifying video below!
Featuring Chris Lamartina (Wnuf Halloween Special), Melissa Lamartina, Brian Goodman, and Paul Przyborski, the punk band Beach Creeper is known for composing catchy cryptid anthems and melodic monster tunes, and this latest romp presents a passion-charged courtship between mad scientist assistant Igor and the handsome hunk on the doctor’s slab—all set to Beach Creeper’s stomping surf sound. The band previews, “Pride of Frankenstein is a shockingly sweet ballad that will leave you wanting a warm body to slow dance with.”
For fright fans fiending for more Beach Creeper, their new full length album, In Surf Of, which includes “Pride” and other jams like “Fang Ten,...
Featuring Chris Lamartina (Wnuf Halloween Special), Melissa Lamartina, Brian Goodman, and Paul Przyborski, the punk band Beach Creeper is known for composing catchy cryptid anthems and melodic monster tunes, and this latest romp presents a passion-charged courtship between mad scientist assistant Igor and the handsome hunk on the doctor’s slab—all set to Beach Creeper’s stomping surf sound. The band previews, “Pride of Frankenstein is a shockingly sweet ballad that will leave you wanting a warm body to slow dance with.”
For fright fans fiending for more Beach Creeper, their new full length album, In Surf Of, which includes “Pride” and other jams like “Fang Ten,...
- 6/4/2024
- by John Squires
- bloody-disgusting.com
If, like me, you're always on the lookout for new nightmares written by Adam Cesare, then 2024 is already looking scary good, because in addition to the upcoming Clown in a Cornfield 3: The Church of Frendo, Cesare has written the new horror movie Last Night at Terrace Lanes (from a story by Jenna St. John). Pitting bowlers against a bloodthirsty brigade of masked cult members, Last Night at Terrace Lanes will be released on VOD beginning January 16th from Dread, and we have a look at the trailer ahead of its forthcoming release!
Directed by Jamie Nash and written by Adam Cesare (from a story by Jenna St. John), Last Night at Terrace Lanes stars Ken Arnold, Francesca Capaldi, Wes Johnson, Christopher Walker, Rebecca J. Beaumont, Chris Lamartina, Christopher Inlow, Anita Sharma, Melissa Lamartina, and Towanda Underdue.
Synopsis: "After a bloodthirsty cult invades a bowling alley on its final night of operation,...
Directed by Jamie Nash and written by Adam Cesare (from a story by Jenna St. John), Last Night at Terrace Lanes stars Ken Arnold, Francesca Capaldi, Wes Johnson, Christopher Walker, Rebecca J. Beaumont, Chris Lamartina, Christopher Inlow, Anita Sharma, Melissa Lamartina, and Towanda Underdue.
Synopsis: "After a bloodthirsty cult invades a bowling alley on its final night of operation,...
- 1/11/2024
- by Derek Anderson
- DailyDead
Stars: Kalima Young, Melissa Lamartina, Paul Fahrenkopf, John Bennett, George Stover | Written by Chris Lamartina, Jimmy George | Directed by Chris Lamartina
What Happens Next Will Scare You is the latest film from Chris Lamartina and Jimmy George who also gave us the Wnuf Halloween Special and Call Girl of Cthulhu among other films. It’s been taking a tour of the festival circuit and made a stop in Atlanta for this year’s edition of the Buried Alive Film Fest.
The plot, or should I say framework for What Happens Next Will Scare You is simple enough. Click Clique, a website formerly devoted to actual news has fallen into poverty and click-baiting to draw viewers. Now the word has come down from the top that staff cuts are needed, so June (Kalima Young) has assembled them a few days before Halloween the assignment is to compile a list of “The...
What Happens Next Will Scare You is the latest film from Chris Lamartina and Jimmy George who also gave us the Wnuf Halloween Special and Call Girl of Cthulhu among other films. It’s been taking a tour of the festival circuit and made a stop in Atlanta for this year’s edition of the Buried Alive Film Fest.
The plot, or should I say framework for What Happens Next Will Scare You is simple enough. Click Clique, a website formerly devoted to actual news has fallen into poverty and click-baiting to draw viewers. Now the word has come down from the top that staff cuts are needed, so June (Kalima Young) has assembled them a few days before Halloween the assignment is to compile a list of “The...
- 4/8/2022
- by Jim Morazzini
- Nerdly
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The manila envelope is unmarked and tightly sealed. It takes some effort to tear it open, as if the envelope itself is warning me: “Are you sure you want to see what’s inside? Are you entirely certain you’re up for this?”
I answer the question by tearing the package open. As the 10 objects within slide across my desk – a journal, incident report, map, newspaper clipping, and more – it would seem I’ve accepted my role as a detective on the case.
And it looks like I’m delving into the dark history, and ongoing mystery, of Burkittsville, Maryland, the home of the Blair Witch.
This is the Blair Witch tabletop experience by Hunt A Killer in partnership with Lionsgate and marks the first time the interactive murder mystery subscription box...
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The manila envelope is unmarked and tightly sealed. It takes some effort to tear it open, as if the envelope itself is warning me: “Are you sure you want to see what’s inside? Are you entirely certain you’re up for this?”
I answer the question by tearing the package open. As the 10 objects within slide across my desk – a journal, incident report, map, newspaper clipping, and more – it would seem I’ve accepted my role as a detective on the case.
And it looks like I’m delving into the dark history, and ongoing mystery, of Burkittsville, Maryland, the home of the Blair Witch.
This is the Blair Witch tabletop experience by Hunt A Killer in partnership with Lionsgate and marks the first time the interactive murder mystery subscription box...
- 10/9/2020
- by Mike Cecchini
- Den of Geek
Stars: Trey Harrison, Michael Merchant, Wes Reid, Nathan Bonk, Jennie Russo, Samantha Varga, Brett Janeski, Melissa Lamartina, Mary Snell, Nathan Hine, Edward Mastin, John Krenrich, Sarah Noelle, Stacy M. Underwood | Written and Directed by Ron Bonk
Ron Bonk, whose film She Kills played at Horror-On-Sea last year, returns to the festival with his magnum opus House Shark – which tells the story of Frank (Trey Harrison) who finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark. To taje on the dealy foe he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” Expert, Zachary (Michael Merchant), and a grizzled former real estate agent, Abraham (Wes Reid), who help him to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.
Ok, so let me get this straight House Shark is a Jaws remake, right..? Frank is Brody, Zachary is [an insane] Hooper,...
Ron Bonk, whose film She Kills played at Horror-On-Sea last year, returns to the festival with his magnum opus House Shark – which tells the story of Frank (Trey Harrison) who finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark. To taje on the dealy foe he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” Expert, Zachary (Michael Merchant), and a grizzled former real estate agent, Abraham (Wes Reid), who help him to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.
Ok, so let me get this straight House Shark is a Jaws remake, right..? Frank is Brody, Zachary is [an insane] Hooper,...
- 1/10/2019
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Horror Decor's Halloween Line continues with Cuddle Creeps, garden flags, a Franken-candle, and more. Also in today's Horror Highlights: details on Terrortory and Queer Ghost Hunters, as well as Blu-ray release info for The Id.
Horror Decor's Second Wave of Halloween Items: From Horror Decor: “At Horror Decor, the place is overflowing with Halloween products over the last few weeks! From the Vintage Halloween Masks line and Rules of Halloween Candle Set, to the new Killer Pumpkin Ale Candle and Sleepy Hollow Garden Flag, the anticipation for All Hollows Eve is ramping up. Today, Horror Decor released Part 2 of their Halloween line.
First, they partnered up, once again, with Rondal Scott III from the Strange Kids Club to create another pair of Cuddle Creeps. These limited edition designs are only available during the Halloween season and will disappear on November 1st, so get your order in early.
Next, they introduced...
Horror Decor's Second Wave of Halloween Items: From Horror Decor: “At Horror Decor, the place is overflowing with Halloween products over the last few weeks! From the Vintage Halloween Masks line and Rules of Halloween Candle Set, to the new Killer Pumpkin Ale Candle and Sleepy Hollow Garden Flag, the anticipation for All Hollows Eve is ramping up. Today, Horror Decor released Part 2 of their Halloween line.
First, they partnered up, once again, with Rondal Scott III from the Strange Kids Club to create another pair of Cuddle Creeps. These limited edition designs are only available during the Halloween season and will disappear on November 1st, so get your order in early.
Next, they introduced...
- 10/3/2016
- by Tamika Jones
- DailyDead
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